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Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Very weird news story in Chicago. Evidently, a very drunk woman didn't pay her tab at a local bar, (she was found "face down in the parking lot") and a cop took her home so she could get some money and....well, read it. It sounded like a glass toy to me.

Sex Toy Attack Story

Some of the comments after the story are hilarious. "Alright copper, let me go or you get it with this clear rigid feminine pleasure device!"
01/26/2011
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Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Thank god she didn't have an Eleven or that cop might be dead!
01/26/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Very weird news story in Chicago. Evidently, a very drunk woman didn't pay her tab at a local bar, (she was found "face down in the parking lot") and a cop took her home so she could get some money and....well, read it. It sounded like ... more
LOL! That is the funniest damn thing I ever heard.
01/26/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Redboxbaby
LOL! That is the funniest damn thing I ever heard.
It appears that it was attached to a harness and she had not paid her bill at....I am NOT making this up.....Joe's Crab Shack !!!!

We may not win football games, but we have the best damn news in Chicago. (OK, it was Gurnee, home of the Outlet Mall!)
01/26/2011
Contributor: *HisMrs* *HisMrs*
LMAO... That just made my day! =)
01/26/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
WOW! The passed out on the grass part was pretty funny as well.
01/26/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by leatherlover
WOW! The passed out on the grass part was pretty funny as well.
Yeah, and "clear feminine pleasure device." Much more delicate than "Glass dildo." Maybe it was plastic, it wasn't described well enough. Hahahaha.

Some of the comments are hilarious.

"When dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos!!!"

"You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold dead hands."
01/26/2011
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
That's ridiculous. Sometimes I think drunk people are hilarious and the rest of the time I want to bury them in a deep hole. It's a thin line.
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I keep seeing this pop up all over the place every now and then, and laugh hysterically every time it does, lol
01/26/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Very weird news story in Chicago. Evidently, a very drunk woman didn't pay her tab at a local bar, (she was found "face down in the parking lot") and a cop took her home so she could get some money and....well, read it. It sounded like ... more
OMGLOLOL!!!
03/21/2011