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Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


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09/21/2010
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Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
EW. EW EW EW!
09/21/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Absolutely disgusting. I'm glad he was arrested.
09/21/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
What the heck was he thinking? "Gee, I'm horny . . . I think I'll head to Wal-Mart." And the kid's toy aisle? How absolutely disgusting and irresponsible. And this guy is actually a father! (He told the cops that he was shopping for a toy for his daughter -- though, of course, this was a lie.)
09/21/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Oh god, that's gross. EW!
09/21/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
A store employee told cops that Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.”
Um. dude. really? *gags*
09/21/2010
Contributor: Sidewinder Sidewinder
That is so wrong. He should be jailed for a long time.
09/21/2010
Contributor: RadRach RadRach
EW!!!
09/21/2010
Contributor: kck kck
Ummm.... That's just totally, absolutely wrong. He must be some kind of unstable!
09/21/2010
Contributor: iceman681 iceman681
wow i joke with my wife that barbie is hot but that's ridiculous
09/21/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
This is pretty disgusting. ...and he was a substitute teacher.
What he was thinking? The article didn't mention any mental issues, alcohol or drug use...nothing. Just a sick twisted freak!
09/21/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
Sports Illustrated, really? Hm... Yeah this just screams wrong!
09/22/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Finally! It always amazes me when they DON'T arrest them!
09/22/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
A store employee told cops that Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.”
Um. dude. really? *gags*
I threw up in my mouth a little. Not even sanitary about the thing. UG.
09/22/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
This is fricken disgusting. That's pretty much all I have to say about it.
09/22/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
UM why was an employee watching instead of calling police? Why would coming into contact with seminal fluid be battery on a child? What happened to aggravated public indecency? Will he be fired from his job? He went to a toy aisle to masturbate and fondled a child's toy after orgasm...and he's a substitute teacher? He needs some serious psychological help.
09/22/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
A store employee told cops that Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.”
Um. dude. really? *gags*
I can't even list all the things I would want to charge this guy with.
09/22/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
UM why was an employee watching instead of calling police? Why would coming into contact with seminal fluid be battery on a child? What happened to aggravated public indecency? Will he be fired from his job? He went to a toy aisle to masturbate and ... more
Good point lol.

I can explain the second one though. It is the same as spitting on someone. It is battery. Assault doesn't require a physical action other than words, but battery is worse (et al. assault and battery). This charge is above public indecency so that is what will be pursued. Make sense?
09/22/2010
Contributor: Lady Venus Lady Venus
EWWWWW!


There was a man here a few years ago arrested at Tim Hortons for masturbating in the bathroom and "releasing himself" all over the walls!! Sick bastards!
09/22/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Was also going to say, since he's a sub, he's going to loose all teaching rights due to this. Any charges that regard sexual issues usually means you can't teach. (I could be wrong, but I was in a teacher prep program and that's how it is in CA.)
09/22/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
UM why was an employee watching instead of calling police? Why would coming into contact with seminal fluid be battery on a child? What happened to aggravated public indecency? Will he be fired from his job? He went to a toy aisle to masturbate and ... more
The police actually were called. I am not sure whether the person who made the phone call was the same employee that kept an eye on the offender, but bear in mind that -- unfortunately for the poor employee who had to witness this disgusting act -- a crime must have a witness or some other proof of offense in order to report it.

I used to work in retail and we were not allowed to even approach people who were committing a crime, such as shoplifting. This is because of liability issues. The perpetrator could actually turn around and sue the business establishment if one of their employees intervened. What we were supposed to do was make sure the crime was reported and to keep a close eye on the offender until the authorities arrived. If another employee was around, one of us would step away long enough to quietly make the call while the other kept the perp within sight. The police would take a statement from us in which we described the perpetrator's actions when they arrived.
09/22/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Good point lol.

I can explain the second one though. It is the same as spitting on someone. It is battery. Assault doesn't require a physical action other than words, but battery is worse (et al. assault and battery). This charge is above ... more
Oh sure it just won't hold up, at least it wouldn't in my State, because no actual child was battered...they won't pursue a possible charge unless it's like a loaded gun or a syringe that sort of thing. It just boggles the mind, I tell you MY child wouldn't be in any classroom with this freak.

Ya I know that Walmart policy is to leave a witness, and have a perimeter to keep people away from the area...it was a knee jerk question ya know? Just sick sick sick
09/23/2010
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


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I thought those awful email forwards from walmart shoppers were bad enough..this tops the cake!
11/10/2010
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


See story here: link
I thought those awful email forwards from walmart shoppers were bad enough..this tops the cake!
11/10/2010
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
Absolutely disgusting. I'm glad he was arrested.
Ditto. Disgusting.
12/05/2010
Contributor: dv8 dv8
At least he wasn't in the fresh produce section.
12/23/2010
Contributor: Lady Neshamah Lady Neshamah
*shutters*
12/25/2010
Contributor: staceejaxxx staceejaxxx
Nasty.
12/25/2010
Contributor: Shaelote Shaelote
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
A store employee told cops that Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.”
Um. dude. really? *gags*
It freaks me out that nobody noticed for long enough that he had the CHANCE to ejaculate >.<

Oh man, that's so gross. I need some hand sanitizer.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
And I thought the people on "People of Wal-Mart" were bad...
01/10/2011