This is probably the funniest story I've read this week. A man broke into a sex toy store, but apparently he couldn't wait to get home before testing out the blow-up doll. The police arrested him at the scene, where he was closeted with the doll and attempting to have sex with it.
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07/08/2011
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07/08/2011
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Hahaha! Yeah, he should have gotten out of there first.
Originally posted by
Sammi
This is probably the funniest story I've read this week. A man broke into a sex toy store, but apparently he couldn't wait to get home before testing out the blow-up doll. The police arrested him at the scene, where he was closeted with the
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This is probably the funniest story I've read this week. A man broke into a sex toy store, but apparently he couldn't wait to get home before testing out the blow-up doll. The police arrested him at the scene, where he was closeted with the doll and attempting to have sex with it.
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07/09/2011
oh my god thats hilarious!!
07/10/2011
Maybe he wanted to get caught.
07/10/2011
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Out of what, the toy or the store? Because I could see him running around with his trousers round his ankles and the doll on his lap.
Originally posted by
Acorn
Hahaha! Yeah, he should have gotten out of there first.
07/11/2011
Awesome.
12/17/2011
oh my
12/25/2011
You wouldn't want him taking home a doll he didn't like! Do you know how hard it would be to return it!??! What a fool!
11/04/2012
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It's possible. I know a lot of people get off on that kind of thing. Funny anyway.
Originally posted by
Ghost
Maybe he wanted to get caught.
12/10/2012
Just taking it for a test drive
12/10/2012
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haha!!!
Originally posted by
Rory
You wouldn't want him taking home a doll he didn't like! Do you know how hard it would be to return it!??! What a fool!
01/01/2013
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