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Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Ok so I really just wanted to bring everyone's attention to an article I had read on a break at work on my phone. I was so shocked (pleasantly as well as horrified all in the same article) that I just had to share with all of my Eden friends!

Adult Drive-Thru Store

So how awesome is a drive-thru sex store? But at the same time, reading this: "[In Alabama] - Distribution of sex toys is a misdemeanor on the first offense with a maximum penalty of a $10,000 fine and one year in jail, although the law doesn't ban possession" really makes me worry about how little progress we've made as a country.

Aaaand because I simply love polls , who would risk jail time in Alabama to spread quality sex toys to people in desperate need of "sexual stimulation"?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Hell no! All the toys are belong to me!
Kindred , staceejaxxx , *HisMrs* , CanMan , Kim! , null , Anjulie , K101 , Errant Venture , bayosgirl , hybridinsurge , Stagger13 , unfulfilled , treefrog88 , sweetpea12
15  (23%)
Maybe at a safe distance... like in another state.
liilii080 , LennaKieran , cheetahpita , geliebt , Do emu , eeep , Badass , iabicpl09 , pootpootpoot , gsfanatic , BlooJay , Gina RPG Geek , MissCandyland , PeaceToTheMiddleEast
14  (22%)
I'd start by selling to the politicians and judges first!
SexyTabby , kawigrl , BeepBop , KinkyMe
4  (6%)
I'd be the ringleader for the black market sex ring.
Darling Jen , Lady Venus , ToyTimeTim , Not here , Envy , KnK , DeliciousSurprise , Owl Identified , Danielle1220 , ihavenipples , ellejay , mikebooks , Mr.RightNow , ninaspinkturtle , NarcissisticLust , big b , LavenderSkies , Freya , PiratePrincess , P'Gell , Yaoi Pervette (deleted) , PussyPurr , griffonc , badk1tty , Lildrummrgurl7 , LovesAPoet , KRD , snowyslut
28  (44%)
Hell yes! No arrests can be done when everyone's making like bunnies!
potstickers , Gallowraven , MR Chickhabit
3  (5%)
Total votes: 64
Poll is closed
12/31/2010
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I like the idea of a drive through store but I don't think I would use it. I would much rather go in and browse. It would be good when you know what you want though. I hope things go well for the store.
12/31/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I like the idea of a drive through store but I don't think I would use it. I would much rather go in and browse. It would be good when you know what you want though. I hope things go well for the store.
Same! I never had a shyness issue about being in a sex store. But a drive-thru is insanely cool! Like if you run out of condoms, your favorite lube, or need something fun really quick between heading home from work!
12/31/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
I think it's great that a drive-thru sex toy store is available, but it wouldn't be necessary for me to use one. With EF in my life, I don't even go to brick and mortar stores anymore. And if I needed to go for any reason, I would just go in.

I can't believe the President of Morality in Media compared the sex toy business to cancer. That is UTTERLY ridiculous. I wish people would realize there is nothing wrong with consenting adults enjoying themselves. I would totally distribute sex toys for people who couldn't buy them even if it meant jail time!
12/31/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Mine! Mine!

Mine
12/31/2010
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
It is a cool concept, but I would much rather go into a store to find what I want. Of course, I would also much rather just buy something on Eden.

Now one question, do they have Super Value Menu's? Like I would like a number 5 with the silicone dildo on the side.
12/31/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
The funny part is, my bf lives in AL, and I plan to move there someday from CA. The law is silly, and I heard it's not upheld anymore either. The only people who really make a stink about it are super conservative parents and also the bible thumpers. Which is funny, because my bf's mom is a bible thumper, yet he told me when he was little he happened upon quite a large stash of things his parents had, lol.

I think a drive through idea is nice, especially if you know what you want and want to get it quick and go. Prolly makes condom buying easier, the quicker the better.
12/31/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
I'd sell toys out of the back of my trunk. Lol
12/31/2010
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Mine! Mine!

That cracked me up lol

I think a drive-thru would be cool for picking up online orders or something like that. I wouldn't want to just drive up and order something though. If I'm getting in and out of the car anyway I'll go inside and see what I'm buying.

What a weird law...
12/31/2010
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
i read about the drive thru sex shoppe a long while ago.

"I've had people come in and cry. It can be very serious." who cries at a sex shop? out of joy maybe.
12/31/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Mine! Mine!

LOVE!!!
12/31/2010
Contributor: Gallowraven Gallowraven
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Ok so I really just wanted to bring everyone's attention to an article I had read on a break at work on my phone. I was so shocked (pleasantly as well as horrified all in the same article) that I just had to share with all of my Eden friends! ... more
But the law has a loophole that allows for the sale of sex toys that are needed for unspecified "medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement". So, under those pretenses it would not end up in jail time.
01/12/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I read that article last week too and it sounds like business is booming at the drive through. I wondered what they said in the little microphone and if they have a big board in the back like the fast food places do.
01/12/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Mine! Mine!

Killed me!
01/16/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
I hear that in New Orleans there are drive-through daiquiri places. Drive through sex store makes some sense.... some folks would want that anonymity, you know?
01/16/2011
Contributor: null null
I think it'd be great for younger couples who need condoms. If someone underaged could buy them at the drive-thru rather than going to a store where they might run into people they'd rather not have know their private business it'd probably be a nice boost in safer sex. Then you could get selection, help on choosing and not even have to leave your car.
01/21/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by null
I think it'd be great for younger couples who need condoms. If someone underaged could buy them at the drive-thru rather than going to a store where they might run into people they'd rather not have know their private business it'd ... more
I hadn't considered that but I sure hope it's working! Safer sex and fewer STDs would be a great result!
01/21/2011
Contributor: lemony lemony
It's silly that sex toys are illegal in some states.
02/12/2011
Contributor: Mr.RightNow Mr.RightNow
Quote:
Originally posted by lemony
It's silly that sex toys are illegal in some states.
second that
03/04/2011
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
You would think that politicians would have better things to make laws about........
03/12/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
I don't see how it could come in handy..
05/20/2011
Contributor: big b big b
the same ones making the laws are braking them.you know thay are.
05/27/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Mine! Mine!

Lol!
06/03/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I like the idea of a drive through store but I don't think I would use it. I would much rather go in and browse. It would be good when you know what you want though. I hope things go well for the store.
Same here. I prefer to do as much seeing and touching as I can, get a feel for the weight even if it is through a package. BUT then again... if my Fun Factory Semi Realistic died on me and I knew what I wanted specifically, I might do the drive thru if I was short on time.
07/16/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I would love to go to it just for the experience. It sounds awesome.
09/08/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
On the whole, I don't think I would go out and break the law, like that. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind bending the rules now and then, but for things like this, I feel, should be done through legal channels.

And, as a buyer, I wouldn't go to one, anyway. I need to research my purchases thoroughly before buying.
09/09/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I like the idea of a drive through store but I don't think I would use it. I would much rather go in and browse. It would be good when you know what you want though. I hope things go well for the store.
A car turns, speeding, up on two wheels into the sex store drive up, "Gimme an Eleven and an 8.5 oz bottle of Sliquid H2O Ride lube. On the double!" Then, tires screeching out of the parking lot....


Sirens follow....
09/09/2011
Contributor: cheetahpita cheetahpita
Quote:
Originally posted by M121212
I hear that in New Orleans there are drive-through daiquiri places. Drive through sex store makes some sense.... some folks would want that anonymity, you know?
yep. Drive thru daiquiris are a staple around here.

I don't think I'd use a drive in place for toys - browsing is more ideal - but if you just need to pick up a couple condoms, sure, why not?
09/09/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Quote:
Originally posted by cheetahpita
yep. Drive thru daiquiris are a staple around here.

I don't think I'd use a drive in place for toys - browsing is more ideal - but if you just need to pick up a couple condoms, sure, why not?
I agree that it would be great if you just needed some lube or something, but for anything more I think i would need to browse the inside of the store.

I saw a report of those drive-thru daiquiris places. Though the business discourages customers from drinking the daiquiri while driving, people probably do it anyway. In fact, the news anchor got hidden camera footage of a customer ordering an alcoholic drink, drinking it in the car, and then picking up his kids from his ex-wife or ex-girlfriend for visitation. The news anchor tried to warn her that he'd been drinking, but she packed the kids in the car anyway and let him leave. Drive thru booze just seems like a bad idea.
09/09/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
A car turns, speeding, up on two wheels into the sex store drive up, "Gimme an Eleven and an 8.5 oz bottle of Sliquid H2O Ride lube. On the double!" Then, tires screeching out of the parking lot....


Sirens follow....
If this were facebook, this would TOTALLY be "liked"!
09/11/2011