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Contributor: Always Ready Always Ready
My high school mascot was the Trojan *insert condom joke here* We had a few schools in our league who thought it funny to throw condoms both wrapped and unwrapped at our team during sporting events. We became very adept at shooting them back at them (ala rubber bands). You'd be surprised at how far a well aimed condom can fly. The icing on the cake was our high school was on Butts Rd.

I was a Timber Wolf and a River Hawk in college.
01/06/2009
Contributor: goodvibrations goodvibrations
I was a bloodhound.... blue and gold
01/06/2009
Contributor: Fishie Princess Fishie Princess
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Just a random thought. I was a Lumberjack (jill).

You?
Mine was a very socially unacceptable warrior indian (their words not mine). However, my (then) boyfriend's mascot was the trojan, which was of infinite entertainment to me given that I gave my virginity to him.
01/07/2009
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Viking for me
04/02/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
An eagle. A patriotic eagle.
04/02/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Our high school's mascot was the Trojan. Not the condom
04/02/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
High school: Our mascot was a viking, and our colors were orange and black *shudder*

College: Our mascot is a husky
04/02/2010
Contributor: GNGenie GNGenie
Cougar.

I intend to use that to my advantage here in about twenty years.
04/04/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
High school: Our mascot was a viking, and our colors were orange and black *shudder*

College: Our mascot is a husky
I think my college's mascot was the hawks. But I honestly can't remember, lol
04/04/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by GNGenie
Cougar.

I intend to use that to my advantage here in about twenty years.
I just want to say, you gave me my first hearty chuckle of the day. Thank you
04/04/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
First high school had a dragon (I'm not kidding). Stranahan High Dragons - blue and orange. We had the most kickass mascot in south Florida ... and an incredibly mediocre team.

Second high school ... I don't remember. I think it was a gang member (that's all I remember about that high school; okay, it may have been a pirate). The deans had difficultly telling the difference between 'school spirit' colors and 'gang' colors.

Third high school was a lousy bulldog (colors were green and white). We had a paper mache bulldog in the library that all the seniors signed (repainted every year). Mulder and I snagged the neck area by drawing a collar and writing the name 'Yucamere' on the collar. That became the mascot's name forever afterward.

College? Damned if I know. I think it was a rocket or a spartan or a spartan riding a rocket.

EDIT: I looked it up, and my mind WAS in the right direction - they're called the Titans, and it was indeed a rocket. (Which tells you how close my college is to NASA.)
04/04/2010
Contributor: GNGenie GNGenie
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
First high school had a dragon (I'm not kidding). Stranahan High Dragons - blue and orange. We had the most kickass mascot in south Florida ... and an incredibly mediocre team.

Second high school ... I don't remember. I think it was a ... more
Not Queeqweg?

Sorry, my husband has been bombarding me with X-Files.
04/04/2010
Contributor: Luvasaurus Luvasaurus
We were the Trojans. The class of 1999 was the last year to get Senior shirts. They made shirts that said "99.9% effective" with a picture of a Trojan on the front and on the back they said "The best graduation cap."
04/05/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Luvasaurus
We were the Trojans. The class of 1999 was the last year to get Senior shirts. They made shirts that said "99.9% effective" with a picture of a Trojan on the front and on the back they said "The best graduation cap."
That's awesome!

I don't suppose you still have said shirt laying around waiting to have pictures taken of it? lol
04/05/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by GNGenie
Not Queeqweg?

Sorry, my husband has been bombarding me with X-Files.
LOL Florida redneck high school. 'Yucamere' came from Mulder's girlfriend shouting down the hall at us 'YOU CA'MERE!' (You come here.)
04/05/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
My high school had the WORST mascot... The Cannerman. As in food canning (apple orchards & processing factories). The Cannerman was a poorly drawn shirtless muscle man (as in Musselman's applesauce, applejuice, etc). If I cared I would be embarrassed.
04/05/2010
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
My high school was the Knights, colors green and white.

My college is the Rams, blue and white.
04/05/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
High School: Panthers

Colleges: Bears, then Aggies
04/05/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Just a random thought. I was a Lumberjack (jill).

You?
Viking
04/06/2010
Contributor: GNGenie GNGenie
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
LOL Florida redneck high school. 'Yucamere' came from Mulder's girlfriend shouting down the hall at us 'YOU CA'MERE!' (You come here.)
Ahhh. I was wondering if it was some reference he hadn't explained to me yet, but that makes sense. (And I've heard it here)
04/07/2010
Contributor: Luvasaurus Luvasaurus
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
That's awesome!

I don't suppose you still have said shirt laying around waiting to have pictures taken of it? lol
I wish I did! I graduated a few years later.
04/07/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
My high school had the WORST mascot... The Cannerman. As in food canning (apple orchards & processing factories). The Cannerman was a poorly drawn shirtless muscle man (as in Musselman's applesauce, applejuice, etc). If I cared I would be ... more
My mom does a lot of canning and stuff like that now, she would have loved that, lol
04/07/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Luvasaurus
I wish I did! I graduated a few years later.
That would be hilarious! If you ever manage to come across somebody else who still has it, snap a pic and let me know, lol
04/07/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
My mom does a lot of canning and stuff like that now, she would have loved that, lol
Canning in general is way cooler than that Mascot!
04/07/2010
Contributor: married with children married with children
a bird. it was a whimpy mascot
03/27/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Reading these gave me a few laughs!


My high school mascot was another clear winner: Monarchs.
...seeing the error of naming the mascot after a flippin' butterfly, they pretended that CLEARLY they meant a lion when they said monarch.

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and then in college, it was a Don.
no one understands it, until you point at the picture and it looks sorta like Zorro. so i always just said "yeah, our mascot is zorro."
03/27/2011
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
My high school mascot was an eagle. My first college had a panther mascot and I have no clue what the school I am transferring to has.
03/27/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
Purgolder (an animal resembling a puma)

Our school colors were you guessed it... purple & gold.
03/27/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Our school colors were green and gold and our mascot was a Hornet.
03/27/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Spartans and Blue Devils. In middle school we were the Eagles. Why a middle school needed a mascot, I've not the foggiest clue.
03/27/2011