Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter! link
What's the ugliest sex-toy you own? (Preferably with links or pictures!)
01/12/2009
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Wow that is pretty funny! I don't own this one but, I find it kind of creepy. It looks like a severed finger...link
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter!
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Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter! link
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01/12/2009
The shocker
01/12/2009
link While it's not as good as severed body parts, It's still hideous.
01/12/2009
01/12/2009
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Oh I DEFINITELY agree with you there.
Originally posted by
Beautiful Dreamer
link While it's not as good as severed body parts, It's still hideous.
01/12/2009
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That is absolutely WAY too creepy!
Originally posted by
Adriana Ravenlust
The shocker
03/16/2009
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Really? I kind of like the way it looks...
Originally posted by
Yoda
The Mantoy is definitely my ugliest toy.
This one's nowhere near as pretty in person. I promise. It's a brownish-mauve. And there are strange bubbles between jelly and bullet.
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07/29/2009
WEll....my condom dildo. That's why i threw it away.
08/26/2010
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I see that one show up once in awhile and a part of me wants to buy it and a part of me recoils in horror at the hideousness of it.
Originally posted by
Sammi
^I like how the dolphin works though .
Ok, I cannot figure out how to put the link in :-(.
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Ok, I cannot figure out how to put the link in :-(.
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10/22/2010
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.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter!
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Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter! link
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My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts*
10/26/2010
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OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahaha i want that so bad! so sad its been discontinued... lololol i wanna fuck rock candy too!
Originally posted by
Valyn
Without knowing it's jelly, this one looks painful link
10/26/2010
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It.. looks like a vagina? WHY GOD WHY I'm so sorry, I could spend all night in this thread, its so ricockulous. I'm legitimately in tears right now hahaha
Originally posted by
Sera
.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have ... more
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have ... more
.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts* less
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts* less
10/26/2010
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Hrm...I have one of those, and mine actually looks like the picture, or did, last time I saw it. I wonder if the Crystalessence material turns color with age...or if yours got 'polluted' somehow when they were casting it...mine doesn't have any bubbles either. Maybe the air got in and turned the material brown?
Originally posted by
Luscious Lily
Really? I kind of like the way it looks...
This one's nowhere near as pretty in person. I promise. It's a brownish-mauve. And there are strange bubbles between jelly and bullet.
link ... more
This one's nowhere near as pretty in person. I promise. It's a brownish-mauve. And there are strange bubbles between jelly and bullet.
link ... more
Really? I kind of like the way it looks...
This one's nowhere near as pretty in person. I promise. It's a brownish-mauve. And there are strange bubbles between jelly and bullet.
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This one's nowhere near as pretty in person. I promise. It's a brownish-mauve. And there are strange bubbles between jelly and bullet.
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10/26/2010
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Haha...I deliberated over buying that thing for MONTHS. Finally, the staggering numbers of awesome reviews convinced me to give it a shot. It really IS hideous--maybe even worse in person, because it's bigger than you'd expect. It really IS amazing to use, though. In addition to the tongue wiggling, the nose actually vibrates to stimulate the clit! After trying it, I told my husband I was going to make him put vibrating bullets in his nostrils from then on.
Originally posted by
Sera
.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have ... more
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have ... more
.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts* less
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
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Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts* less
Don't know if any of you are aware of this page/company. I stumbled upon it years ago, and thankfully, I don't remember exactly how. This definitely falls into the "disturbing" category for me:
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10/26/2010
Got this years ago as something they assigned to me. It still looks like a toiler brush to me... link
10/26/2010
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Ack, I have that. And 'toilet brush' is probably a better use for it...
Originally posted by
Destri
Got this years ago as something they assigned to me. It still looks like a toiler brush to me... link
10/26/2010
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Of course it's called "Discretion." It's discreet because no one will know what the hell it is! LOL
Originally posted by
Sera
.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
link
Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have ... more
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
link
Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have ... more
.....Why'd you buy this? No offense, but it's hideous!
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
link
Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts* less
My ugliest sex toy, I think would be this.
link
Eden assigned it to me for a free assignment to review. I took the assignment, but I hate pink. I'd rather have the purple one. *Pouts* less
10/28/2010
I can't bring myself to own anything ugly. Else I'd own the Eroscillator by now.
10/28/2010
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Good point there.
Originally posted by
Tart
Of course it's called "Discretion." It's discreet because no one will know what the hell it is! LOL
10/28/2010
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eeeewwwwww!!!
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter!
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Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter! link
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10/28/2010
I dont and never have owned an ugly toy.
10/29/2010
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That's a good thing, and you should be proud. Haha, LoL.
Originally posted by
Shellz31
I dont and never have owned an ugly toy.
10/29/2010
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A xxlarge dildo is the most ugly thing...
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter!
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Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter! link
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01/29/2011
Mr. John
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My wife's all time favorite toy is the Eroscillator 2 deluxe with the grapes attachment. However, it is ugly.
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter!
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more
Sorry, it's from another website (but maybe not a bad thing considering how it looks!), but it's called the Intimate Kiss. It performs quite amazingly, but just looking at it always sends my husband and I into hysterical fits of laughter! link
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