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Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
You might be a Sex Toy Junkie if you have more than 100 toys, & you use less than half of them. *Guilty*

Your turn world! Give an example of what might make one a sex toy junkie, and if you happen to be guilty of it yourself, feel free to fess up! Be a good sport, play along, don't take anything said here too seriously.
03/11/2011
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Contributor: Eeyor89 Eeyor89
You might be a sex toy junkie if... you can't go one month without taking a new toy for a spin.
or...
you feel the need to review toys as soon as you get your hands on them.

I'm guilty of both, but I don’t mind I think I might join the STJA (Sex Toy Junkies Anonymous) group.
03/11/2011
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
You might be a sex toy junkie if... you can't go 2 weeks without getting a new toy in the mail. *Is commonly guilty of this*
03/11/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
You might be a sex toy junkie if...the number of sex toys you own rivals your shoe collection.
03/11/2011
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
You might be a sex toy junkie if...the number of sex toys you own rivals your shoe collection.
Haha! Good one.
03/11/2011
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
You might be a Sex Toy Junkie if you just ordered something, haven't received it yet but ordered more because you wanted it.
03/11/2011
Contributor: Taylor Von Taylor Von
Quote:
Originally posted by phunkyphreak
You might be a Sex Toy Junkie if you just ordered something, haven't received it yet but ordered more because you wanted it.
I do this too.
03/11/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
You might be a sex toy junkie if...the number of sex toys you own rivals your shoe collection.
You might be a sex toy junkie if...the number of sex toys you own surpasses your shoe collection.

*guilty*

You might be a sex toy junkie if...you take forever to get a review done cuz you're enjoying yet another new toy.

*guilty*
03/11/2011
Contributor: ShadowKitten ShadowKitten
you might be a sex toy junkie if you comb through multiple toy stores day in and day out for hours and hours on end, reading countless reviews and learning every single detail you can from everywhere on the internet about the toys you're after and the best price you can get for every single one of them.
03/12/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
You might be a sex toy junkie if... you've stopped having sex dreams about people
03/12/2011
Contributor: KaraSutra KaraSutra
You might be a sex toy junkie if...you find yourself trolling the sex shops late at night looking for your next "fix".
03/12/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
You might be a sex toy junkie if you actually can't recall all of the dildos you have if you sit down and try to name them all.
03/12/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
Quote:
Originally posted by phunkyphreak
You might be a Sex Toy Junkie if you just ordered something, haven't received it yet but ordered more because you wanted it.
I totally do this! I looked at all I ordered this month like that and it was crazy!
03/12/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
You might be a sex toy junkie if you would rather spend time playing with one of your toys than an actual person. Thankfully I am not guilty of this yet
03/12/2011
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
You might be a sex toy junkie if you actually can't recall all of the dildos you have if you sit down and try to name them all.
Or!

You might be a sex toy junkie if... you actually CAN recall all of the dildos by name, and can list in order which you prefer from fav to least fav.

You might be a sex toy junkie if... You name your toys.

I'm partially guilty of the first. =x
03/12/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
You might be a sex toy junkie if you leave your many toys around the house as art.
03/12/2011
Contributor: Alys Alys
You might be a sex toy junkie if... your shower caddy has a bottle of toy cleaner next to the bottle of shampoo.

*guilty*
03/12/2011
Contributor: Scarlette Scarlette
You might be a sex toy junkie....if you keep a toy (hidden or not) in every part of the house you know you'll be getting busy in.

...guilty as charged. I like to keep a toy on hand just in case!
03/12/2011
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
You might be a sex toy junkie if...you can spell words and shapes with your toys

You might be a sex toy junkie if... all your toys take up a room in your house.

You might be a sex toy junkie if... you have to go to EF dialy and update your wishlist, collect points and enter contests.
03/12/2011
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
You might be a sex toy junkie if... you go grocery shopping and pick out cucumbers and carrots and zucchini and yellow squash that would be great for your g-spot, even though you have zero intention of using them that way.

You might be a sex toy junkie if... you have dreams about sex toys.

I'm guilty of both.
03/12/2011
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
You might be a sex toy junkie if...you can spell words and shapes with your toys

You might be a sex toy junkie if... all your toys take up a room in your house.

You might be a sex toy junkie if... you have to go to EF dialy and update ... more
The last one is totally me.
03/13/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Ummmm, I do most of these things.
Think I'm a junkie....hehehe
03/13/2011