Would you let your mom help organize your sex toys?

Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Unfortunately it would be uncomfortable...my moms never been close to me T_T
07/03/2012
Contributor: BoobCopter BoobCopter
No. That would be a terrible idea.
07/03/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
No way.
07/03/2012
Contributor: digit88 digit88
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
nope
07/03/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
No way.
07/03/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I don't think I would ever be comfortable doing that with my mother. I've told her I review sex toys, but she has no interest in seeing them. My step-mom knows too, and I've given her a few of my free gifts if I don't like how they look or something, but I would never want her to go through them with me. Ever.

You have to be firm with her. Just tell her it makes you uncomfortable, and that you'd rather just sort through them yourself. If you don't want to share your toys (understandably), tell her to join EF herself!
07/04/2012
Contributor: justme23 justme23
O_O never.
07/04/2012
Contributor: vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
My mom has no idea about my toys, and I don't think she ever will!
07/04/2012
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
Oh my shits I would have a episode if my mother EVER found out about my toys. She knows about my lingerie, because I gave her the apron I reviewed because I thought it would fit her better then me, but if she found out, she would have a fit because it would mean my husband is not pleasuring me which is the opposite, he pleasures me very much and having fun with toys together only heightens our sexual pleasure.
07/04/2012
Contributor: silverdragonfly9 silverdragonfly9
I have to say I wouldn't be ok with that with my mom but I don't have a good relationship with my mom.
07/04/2012
Contributor: LambChop LambChop
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Originally posted by indiglo
Hey, just because you told her about it does NOT give her carte blanche to go through every piece of your collection. There are still boundaries. If she wants to get you some storage bins that's fine, but sounds like you're going to have to ... more
Perfect response. Really.
07/04/2012
Contributor: AU AU
I don't talk to my mom about anything very sexual. I don't even want to talk to her about which kinds of feminine hygiene products I use!! She's a great mom, but our family keeps this sort of stuff private.
07/04/2012
Contributor: joolie joolie
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Originally posted by Talena
My mom knows I review. She has never asked me bout the toys (thank goodness). My mother in law told me about her collection because she felt she was going to pass on. She did end up passing about 6 months later. She told me where to find it, what ... more
It's wonderful that you and your mother-in-law had such a close relationsthip that she trusted you with a BIG secret.
07/05/2012
Contributor: joolie joolie
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
I would not be comfortable with this situation at all.
Kira, awkward as it is, I think your mom is really curious about toys
07/05/2012
Contributor: TheGreat TheGreat
My mom and I have a weird relationship. We're very open with each other about things, but I don't think I would want her touching my sex toys...
07/08/2012
Contributor: chernayavdova chernayavdova
I've gotten to the point where I'm comfortable discussing sex with my mother and we both are aware that we use sex toys. So I don't think it would be that big of a deal if I were in the same situation. I think she'd probably just tease me about it or end up being a little surprised at some of the stuff in my collection. I came across some of her stuff a couple times when I was growing up, so I guess fair's fair, haha.
09/03/2012
Contributor: Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
My mom now owns my HITACHI for her back problems!
09/03/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
No... I mean, I'm pretty sure my mom knows I have toys, but I don't want to show her them, nor do I want her touching them. It would be too awkward.
09/03/2012
Contributor: Zandrock Zandrock
No way. That would be awkward
09/03/2012
Contributor: Neotigress Neotigress
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
HOWEVER, my daughter got me on this site and she and I talk about our toys and share advice all the time... but my mom...ewwww. ~shudders~
09/03/2012
Contributor: Feisty Feisty
I would say no, that would be way too awkward.
09/03/2012
Contributor: heather-mooney heather-mooney
I don't see a problem with it IF you're comfortable, but I wouldn't be.
09/03/2012
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
No way that is something for only my husband and myself to deal with.
09/03/2012
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
NEVER. I hope my mother never knows. When I was over at my parent's house this week, my dad asked me to go get him some medication off his dresser. I was perturbed by the fact that he left flavored lube out right on his dresser.
09/03/2012
Contributor: freud13 freud13
Quote:
Originally posted by indiglo
Hey, just because you told her about it does NOT give her carte blanche to go through every piece of your collection. There are still boundaries. If she wants to get you some storage bins that's fine, but sounds like you're going to have to ... more
I completely agree with indiglo. Just because you are open with what you do does not mean you need to play show and tell with your collection especially if it makes you uncomfortable. Tell her you appreciate her enthusiasm, but you prefer to do this yourself and it's private for you. Explain to her that if she's that curious you can help her set up her own account on the website and start reviewing
09/03/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
Yes. Me and my mom are really close. I even got her one for her birthday last month, she named it!LOL
09/03/2012
Contributor: MizzVixxen MizzVixxen
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Originally posted by vanilla&chocolate
My mom has no idea about my toys, and I don't think she ever will!
i totally agree with you there
09/03/2012
Contributor: sasshole sasshole
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Originally posted by michael scofield
no my mother found my fleshlight and was horrified
oh my gosh.. i'm so sorry
09/03/2012
Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
I would feel very awkward!
09/03/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
hell no
09/03/2012