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Contributor: Augustxsins Augustxsins
I'm sitting in my living room, surrounded by a semi-circle of butt plugs. I reach for my water bottle and my hand is halfway to my mouth before I realized that I was about to "drink" from a butt plug! lol

What are some of your tell-tale signs that you've been working on reviews/surfing Eden too much?
08/07/2012
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Contributor: Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
HAHAHAHA! when you start dreaming of vibes and cocks.
08/07/2012
Contributor: Kipperanne Kipperanne
OMG Yes! Or all your toys are spread out and thinking, What would someone say or think if they walked through that door! How do you cover that up!??
08/07/2012
Contributor: Augustxsins Augustxsins
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Originally posted by Kipperanne
OMG Yes! Or all your toys are spread out and thinking, What would someone say or think if they walked through that door! How do you cover that up!??
The blinds on my kitchen window were open earlier while I was handling my Feeldoe Slim and taking pictures for an upcoming review. I looked up and realized my neighbor was in my backyard, less than ten feet from the window! He was fetching his puppy, but I can only imagine what he thought if he saw what I was holding!
08/07/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
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Originally posted by Kipperanne
OMG Yes! Or all your toys are spread out and thinking, What would someone say or think if they walked through that door! How do you cover that up!??
You really know you've been on here too long when your friends come over and see that sight and say "Oh...you're working?"
08/07/2012
Contributor: Dixiemomma Dixiemomma
hahaha yes i've been shopping for larger storage ideas myself... i'm thinking like a big trunk with a lock because my collection is like unavoidable at this point LOL no one but my Mister is currently allowed in the bedroom due to the spread lol
08/07/2012
Contributor: G&L G&L
When I look at the couch and coffee table and realize I really hope no one decides to drop by.
08/08/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
lol! That's just hilarious!
08/09/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
Haha. One time I had a small vibrator on my desk that I was reviewing and it got hidden underneath some papers. I totally forgot and later that evening my dad came over and used my computer. As soon as he sat down I remembered and I was freaked out he would find it but he never did. LOL.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower using a bodywash from eden for the first time I start talking in my head like I'm writing a review. "The bodywash feels velvety and soft, it lathers up nicely... blah blah." Does anyone else ever do that when they use something?

08/09/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
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Originally posted by VioletMoonstone
Haha. One time I had a small vibrator on my desk that I was reviewing and it got hidden underneath some papers. I totally forgot and later that evening my dad came over and used my computer. As soon as he sat down I remembered and I was freaked ... more
I do the same thing o.0
08/09/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
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Originally posted by VioletMoonstone
Haha. One time I had a small vibrator on my desk that I was reviewing and it got hidden underneath some papers. I totally forgot and later that evening my dad came over and used my computer. As soon as he sat down I remembered and I was freaked ... more
That's hilarious. I do the same thing. I'll be taking a nice relaxing bath and as I go to use a product, I'll start critiquing it... It's funny because I actually don't really do many bath product reviews. I never get into the bath intending on reviewing the item in my mind but it always happens.
08/09/2012
Contributor: Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
I start telling my friends about my latest toy/ bath product/ sexy clothes/ lube/ edible body stuff and talking like I'm selling it to them. They kinda do that side ways puppy face at me.. lol
08/09/2012