So you win a pet monkey at a fair, but this isn't just any old monkey. It can do one trick for you whenever you want from getting a pop out of the fridge to washing your hair. What would be the trick?
So you win a pet monkey at a fair...
05/09/2013
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That monkey is gonna bite your fingers off!
05/09/2013
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HA ha ha, party pooper! Bite my fingers off & shit all over my house! I only used a monkey because it sounded funny, certainly better than a magic bunny, or fish!
Originally posted by
Gary
That monkey is gonna bite your fingers off!
I guess my wish would be to have it magically converted into lots of CASH!
05/09/2013
You took the words right out of my mouth, Wicked Wahine! I was going to say that mine would shit cash. A lot of cash - he'd be like a rapper in a music video, throwin dolla dolla bills, yo'. Best monkey ever. *nods*
05/09/2013
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Why is it, when you say it, it's so funny? Thanks for the hilarious interpretation!
Originally posted by
surreptitious
You took the words right out of my mouth, Wicked Wahine! I was going to say that mine would shit cash. A lot of cash - he'd be like a rapper in a music video, throwin dolla dolla bills, yo'. Best monkey ever. *nods*
05/09/2013
I'd rather not have a monkey. A monkey would probably drive me insane, so I'd rather the magic bunny.
05/09/2013
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Your monkey's magic skill is that it's actually a bunny.
Originally posted by
Aishiteru
I'd rather not have a monkey. A monkey would probably drive me insane, so I'd rather the magic bunny.
05/09/2013
I'd love to have a cute little Capuchin monkey! This sounds weird, but since my fiance usually complains when I ask him to do it, I'd have it scratch my feet lol! Seriously. Most people think I'm weird but for some reason it's just so soothing to me. It used to help get me to sleep when I was a baby (or so I was told). Yeah I can do it myself, but it isn't the same, like massaging your own neck just doesn't feel as good as someone else doing it.
05/10/2013
Definitely would want a monkey who could earn some dough. I would make sure he/she had a nice home with me of course.
05/10/2013
I'd want a "Trunk Monkey" from the youtube clips...
Actually a guy I knew from work, his family had a monkey of some sort as a pet when he was a kid.
That guy said "never tease a monkey, monkeys are vengeful!"
Actually a guy I knew from work, his family had a monkey of some sort as a pet when he was a kid.
That guy said "never tease a monkey, monkeys are vengeful!"
05/10/2013
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Holy shit! The "monkey" has mad skills!
Originally posted by
sunflower
I would get a karate monkey. Clearly.
05/10/2013
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I would think that's good advice for anything, teasing an animal is just mean; I'm glad the monkey got some vengeance!
Originally posted by
RonLee
I'd want a "Trunk Monkey" from the youtube clips...
Actually a guy I knew from work, his family had a monkey of some sort as a pet when he was a kid.
That guy said "never tease a monkey, monkeys are vengeful!"
Actually a guy I knew from work, his family had a monkey of some sort as a pet when he was a kid.
That guy said "never tease a monkey, monkeys are vengeful!"
05/10/2013
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Capuchin monkey's ARE really cute! I only watched part of this, but sooo stinkin adorable! Capuchin getting first bath
Originally posted by
Zombirella
I'd love to have a cute little Capuchin monkey! This sounds weird, but since my fiance usually complains when I ask him to do it, I'd have it scratch my feet lol! Seriously. Most people think I'm weird but for some reason it's just so
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I'd love to have a cute little Capuchin monkey! This sounds weird, but since my fiance usually complains when I ask him to do it, I'd have it scratch my feet lol! Seriously. Most people think I'm weird but for some reason it's just so soothing to me. It used to help get me to sleep when I was a baby (or so I was told). Yeah I can do it myself, but it isn't the same, like massaging your own neck just doesn't feel as good as someone else doing it.
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It doesn't sound weird, you just aren't ticklish. Did you know that it's the same nerve receptors for itch & tickle? I don't ever get ticklish, I'm too sensitive & go immediately into itch mode. But you're lucky because you can enjoy something that most people can't do, due to the tickling. I can definitely see where doing it to your own feet would not be conducive to relaxing & falling sleep, you're contorted to do it, same with a neck massage. How are you supposed to relax all over, when part of you has to be doing the work?
05/10/2013
My monkey would have to be a house cleaning and organizing genius.
05/10/2013
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I am picturing a monkey in an apron, and it is awesome in my head.
Originally posted by
Gone (LD29)
My monkey would have to be a house cleaning and organizing genius.
05/11/2013
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Isn't it though?
Originally posted by
surreptitious
I am picturing a monkey in an apron, and it is awesome in my head.
05/17/2013
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