Just last week, my husband decided he wanted to get the flogger and paddle out for a fun little spanking session. We thought our son (who's room is directly across from ours) was sound asleep. (He's 9, by the way)
We started our session and while I was keeping my shreiks/moans/gasps to a minimum and into a pillow, there is nothing you can do to mask the sound of a flogger or paddle hitting bare skin.
We go on for about 10 minutes, and we hear "Dad! What are you DOING in there?"
My husband responds "Im just hitting all the dirt out of my boots for work tomorrow son, go back to sleep!" and my son replied "IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE IT! LEAVE MOM ALONE!"

We couldnt even finish, we about died laughing!

Anytime my husband pats my ass, or jokingly spanks me, our son reminds us to "KNOCK IT OFF". lol less

I have a quiet neighborhood, with apts. close together. I had a 'nice meeting you, goodbye' date gone wrong.

He took me out to a nice dinner and brought me home,fine so far.

Then I asked him a very naive question and he did a Jekyll/ Hyde transformation. I was new to toys and just wanted help with the batteries. (Skip to the embarrassing part) He turned extra LOUD and nothing would shut him up. At one point, he was jumping up and down naked on the bed YELLING for everyone to hear! 'YOU'VE STILL GOT IT!!' (that's nice to know...now everyone else knows ) He left, still yelling as though my nearest neighbor was a mile away

He was not drunk or even tipsy . less

I had a partner for a while who would get randy at the most strangest of moments.

The most common one was that she and I would be watching TV on the couch and she would suddenly begin stripping her pants or flipping her skirt up and expect me to fuck then and there without any warning.

It got so habitual that knee marks formed in the soft fabric of the couch.

The funniest moment however was when we had been watching a movie one afternoon, she lifted her skirt, pulling her panties to one side before assuming the usual position on the couch.

I didn't even notice as I was so absorbed in the film, so she moved over and began rubbing up against me. Then I noticed what she wanted and I was like, "this is a good part" she pouted so cutely that I gave in, but I really wanted to get it over with as soon as I could so as to get back to the film. When the ad break came on, I dropped my pants and pushed into her.

The sex was a bit more rough/forceful than usual, I didn't even care about cumming I just kept thrusting and thrusting and thrusting, harder and harder. Then when the station ID came on, meaning the film was about to recommence, I pushed her down over the side of the couch and pounded into her as hard as I could as fast as my hips could move.

She screamed her release and collapsed over the armrest spent and silent. I pulled out and flopped back into my spot to watch the rest of the film, my hard erection throbbing in disappointment but I did not care.

That's how I got to see AVATAR. less

I guess she wasn't into the movie as much as you. We've also had an experience like this. Darn, commercials are too long most the time.

Couldn't you have just left your member in and let her squeeze and grind on it ?
"Do your kegels, women !" Sounds like this would have been an opportune time to use a couples toy with the controls in your hands.

I guess you guys are fortunate there. Avatar not released here yet for tv viewing. less