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Who has the worst or strangest name/nickname in sports?

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Contributor: Sammi Sammi
This morning, I flipped on the TV, and was in the other room when I heard, "World peace has been suspended." I was like, WTF? Who shot off a bomb? Turns out, "World Peace" is the name of a basketball player on the Lakers (he's legally had his name changed to Metta World Peace), and he's been suspended for several games for giving another player a concussion. Well, that was a relief

Who do you think has the worst or strangest name or nickname in sports?
04/25/2012
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Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by Sammi
This morning, I flipped on the TV, and was in the other room when I heard, "World peace has been suspended." I was like, WTF? Who shot off a bomb? Turns out, "World Peace" is the name of a basketball player on the Lakers ... more
Dick Pole. It tops Meta World Peace in my opinion.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Sammi
This morning, I flipped on the TV, and was in the other room when I heard, "World peace has been suspended." I was like, WTF? Who shot off a bomb? Turns out, "World Peace" is the name of a basketball player on the Lakers ... more
Ochocinco is pretty stupid. But, yeah Ron Artest tops it all with the Metta World Peace crap.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I'm not sure about worst, but here are some "unfortunate" names in sports:

Chubby Cox
Lucious Pusey
Fair Hooker
Danny Grewcock
Kim Yoo Suk
Dick Pound
Harry Colon
Grant Clitsome
Misty Hymen
Yoshie Takeshita
Karen Cockburn
Dick Pole
Rusty Kuntz

And the list goes on...
04/26/2012
Contributor: Raigne Raigne
I used to have a problem when I was a kid not giggling every time I heard Dick Butkus. Actually, I still have a problem not giggling. I am so mature. :x
04/26/2012