Which would be your occupation if you had to choose from among these? :)

Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf 05/07/2012

I LOVE thinking about a billion interesting things, just to get to know myself better!

In this thread I wonder what you, dear EF members will say... :)

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Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
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Contributor: Badass Badass
Detective, fo sho.
05/08/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I would not like to be any of these. :/
05/08/2012
Contributor: funluvinmama funluvinmama
Detective because I like to solve puzzles.
05/08/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
detective!!
05/08/2012
Contributor: indiechick indiechick
Cop...I like to be in control and to have a gun
05/08/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
I wouldn't want to be any of these...but detectives get to wear plain clothes so I pick that.
05/08/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Detective. I'm good at being sneaky and looking like I'm totally innocent and not spying on people, so I would be good at investigating in person.
05/08/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
I think being a detective would be the most interesting.
05/08/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I would love to be a state trooper, going fast for a living would be a kick.
05/08/2012
Contributor: nanamondoute nanamondoute
I would be a detective because I think it's the least dangerous.
05/08/2012
Contributor: jmex83 jmex83
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Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
Oh I'd kill at being a detective!
05/08/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
Detective. I have an amazing poker face and I have excellent observing and listening skills.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
I'd have to go with detective
05/08/2012
Contributor: Do emu Do emu
Iron Maiden song just popped into my head. Trooper.
05/08/2012
Contributor: shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
Well I picked detective too..there are different kinds for different things .Ex. homicide,drug task force etc. Id want to be on the drug task force so I could try to get rid of all the bad drugs on the streets and confiscate the good ones! "Excuse me sir, is that pot I smell on you?..I think you need to hand that over"!!
05/08/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Anything were I get to have a night stick, handcuffs, and latex gloves and I do not have to follow the rules.
05/08/2012
Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
Detective would be awesome.
05/08/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I'd love the idea of being a detective. or an FBI agent. I've read one too many mystery novels.

My best friend completed his time in the marines and we were talking about what he would really like to do and he said any job that required him to carry a gun all the time would be good for him.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
Detective, I'm pretty good at figuring stuff out and I think it would be fun to solve cases.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Azule Azule
Definitely detective since there's just a lot more independence in it I would imagine. Especially in the way you get to conduct an investigation.
05/08/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
A smart-ass detective.
05/08/2012
Contributor: TameTemptress TameTemptress
Of those, definitely detective.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
A detective so i can feel like L.
05/08/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
I can be pretty nosy and I can sense when things are amiss and what not. I like doing research and checking up on whats going on, so I would say that a detective would be right up my alley lol.
05/08/2012
Contributor: sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
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Originally posted by Badass
Detective, fo sho.
I co-sign this statement.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
I'd probably be a detective if I had to pick.
05/08/2012
Contributor: Master DarkWolf Master DarkWolf
Detective.
05/08/2012
Contributor: SaraW0512 SaraW0512
Police Officer
05/08/2012
Contributor: LoveBug721 LoveBug721
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
detective
05/08/2012
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
I'd love to be a detective. I love forensic investigation shows.
05/09/2012
Contributor: anonkitty anonkitty
Definitely a detective. Although I don't think I'm really cut out for any of them.
05/09/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
Police officer.
05/09/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Detective.
05/09/2012
Contributor: Emerlyn Emerlyn
Can I pick Other: Evil Villain? Because I would totally be a villain.
05/10/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
Detective
05/28/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
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Originally posted by Emerlyn
Can I pick Other: Evil Villain? Because I would totally be a villain.
Me too!
05/29/2012
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Of those detective.
05/29/2012
Contributor: Lady Bear Lady Bear
I would go with detective because i like to solve puzzles so it would be the most enjoyable to me.
05/29/2012
Contributor: DustBunny DustBunny
Detective, I'd like to think I'm smart enough for it.
05/30/2012
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Detective..I kinda am one now but would love to be one in the real world..live with a police officer-no thanks! It's definitely not like on TV!!
06/04/2012
Contributor: little miss kinky little miss kinky
I guess detective. None of them really appeal to me though.
06/04/2012
Contributor: Princess Zelda Princess Zelda
Police detective I'm guessing more like Homicide Detective.
07/11/2012
Contributor: gloomybear gloomybear
detective
07/11/2012
Contributor: ArmyWife4311 ArmyWife4311
detective or something to do with forensics
08/12/2012
Contributor: FallFire FallFire
Detective. As long as I could be like Monk!
08/12/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
detective
08/12/2012
Contributor: Tangles Tangles
All of the career aptitude tests in school told me I should be a detective.
08/12/2012
Contributor: bedorerc bedorerc
I love solving puzzles, so detective.
08/12/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Detective for me.
08/12/2012
Contributor: Ex-prude Ex-prude
wow, we sure are a detectivey group
08/12/2012
Contributor: Anne Anne
I actually wanted to be a police officer for a while, so police officer.
08/13/2012
Contributor: Rey Rey
on the dog squad
08/13/2012
Contributor: Undecided Undecided
Detective for sure
08/13/2012
Contributor: Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
Body guard
08/13/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Detective would be the most interesting
08/13/2012
Contributor: Boyfriend Boyfriend
Probably cop.
08/13/2012
Contributor: Thumper Logic Thumper Logic
Detective
11/20/2012
Contributor: AverageSam AverageSam
I'd be a detective. Gotta love forensics.
11/20/2012
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
working as a detective sounds much more fun and safer.
11/20/2012
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
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Originally posted by Nacht Stern
Body guard
lol I second this!
11/20/2012
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Police officer.
11/20/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Detective Rossie...pretty cool!
11/20/2012
Contributor: Kat and Aaron(aaron) Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Well since some already consider me a dick, I'll go with detective.
11/21/2012
Contributor: MsCupcake MsCupcake
Police officer I would sure Love to hand out some tickets to these IDIOTS driving in GA LOL plus I love handcuffs call me Ms.Officer
11/21/2012
Contributor: MsCupcake MsCupcake
Police officer I would sure Love to hand out some tickets to these IDIOTS driving in GA LOL plus I love handcuffs call me Ms.Officer
11/21/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Detective!
11/21/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Oh gosh, yet another double post. My computer is poop tonight.
11/21/2012
Contributor: inkky inkky
Detective Sounds Interesting
11/21/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
Detective sounds fun!
11/21/2012
Contributor: KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
Detective, it sounds fun.
11/21/2012
Contributor: subwayrailings subwayrailings
haha everyone clearly thinks detectives are the coolest thing
11/21/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
Could I be a private detective, like in a Noire film?
11/21/2012
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Quote:
Originally posted by KrazyKandy
Detective, it sounds fun.
agree
11/21/2012
Contributor: butts butts
Detective, like everyone else. Even though most detective work is pretty boring, I'd rather do that than anything else listed.
11/22/2012
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
Detective.
11/22/2012
Contributor: AwesomeAmanda AwesomeAmanda
i dont really care for any of those choices but...

it was close between body guard and detective but i figured if i im a body guard maybe i can choose who i get to guard and it wouldn't be so bad.
11/22/2012
Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
Rock star, duh.
11/22/2012
Contributor: pestilence pestilence
Detective, though I wouldn't want to be a real-life private investigator, since I've heard the vast majority of their cases involve spying on people to confirm whether they're cheating on their paranoid spouses.
11/22/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
I wanna own a sex toy shop! Why can't I do that?! This is just like High School! Damn Guideance Counselor! said I couldn't spell for shit so why not be a cop! What an a hole!!!!
11/22/2012
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
Honestly, none of them are appealing to me.
11/22/2012
Contributor: Marie Hanna Marie Hanna
Police officer although none of them sound that great.
11/22/2012
Contributor: pussy licker pussy licker
Police Officer
11/22/2012
Contributor: wicked weasel wicked weasel
Detective, Sir...
11/22/2012
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
Detective. But I would actually have to magically acquire the skills for it. Being a cop is dangerous. And I'm not sure about being a body guard.
11/22/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Whoops! I meant to put "Other." None of these appeal to me. :/
11/22/2012
Contributor: Lizard Lizard
Police Officer
11/22/2012
Contributor: Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
A detective would be awesome!
11/22/2012
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
I've actually wanted to be a detective since I was little (among other things ).
11/22/2012
Contributor: Amanda10 Amanda10
from those I pick detective
11/22/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
Definitely the detective. That would be the most enjoyable occupation from the bunch.
11/22/2012
Contributor: Creepellah Creepellah
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
Detective
11/22/2012
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
Tough choice. Each has its own risks.
01/09/2013
Contributor: girlygirl4 girlygirl4
Detective
01/09/2013
Contributor: souviet souviet
Detective? Or cop.
01/09/2013
Contributor: Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
Detective
01/09/2013
Contributor: srexom srexom
Detective
01/09/2013
Contributor: Voir Voir
Body guard would be pretty cool - all kinds of special training and good salary to keep some fool alive.
Detectives see a lot of gross shit and do a lot more paperwork than they do field work... most of the detectives I know just drive around in their vehicles following kids who are suspected of selling marijuana.
Sounds pretty boring to me.
01/09/2013
Contributor: Soup Soup
Trooper
01/14/2013
Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Ugh, none of the above.
01/14/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Detective a la batman, duh
01/25/2013
Contributor: Violet Queen Violet Queen
detectiveeee
01/26/2013
Contributor: jfree jfree
Detective, though there's other things I'd rather be.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
My hubby has been a body guard for a while, in his distant, Karate training past. It is an unappreciated and often underpaid line of work.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Soup
Trooper
Love the uniforms.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by chicmichiw
Detective a la batman, duh
Never though of him as a detective, but you are right.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by deltalima
Tough choice. Each has its own risks.
Indeed they do.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by JennSenn
Detective. But I would actually have to magically acquire the skills for it. Being a cop is dangerous. And I'm not sure about being a body guard.
Those can all be dangerous. Body guard perhaps more then all...depending on who you are protecting, and where.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Detective. Who doesn't love a good Mr. E?
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
I picked Detective. What I meant to say was: Fuck the modern day Sherlock Holmes, be his side kick, and not be a feminine useless body. So. Yeah. Sherlock Holmes' Fuck Buddy/Partner.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Bleu Bleu
None of these. You're either put in harms way or have very little pay. I don't like those type of jobs.
01/27/2013
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
A detective, for sure!
01/29/2013
Contributor: minstrel69 minstrel69
Detective
01/29/2013
Contributor: koola1d88 koola1d88
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
No other option is available, so you are "forced" to pick one!
investigating would be fun.....
01/30/2013