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Which dried fruit looks most like a testicle?

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Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Self explanatory. Let me know if I forgot some.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Grape (raisin)
Cranberry (craisin)
Date
MaryExy
1
Fig
M121212 , The Mother of a SiNner , sarki , slynch , Kimmie1980ca , Alan & Michele , Eucaly , Sex'и'Violence , padmeamidala , Jesse , LostBoy988 , Endocott , null , MN58 , married with children , MaryExy , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , I'mNotYourToy , anonymouse58 , melissa1973 , Ajax , Stinkytofu10 , jacki , Bignuf , ColorMeCute , cryinglightning86 , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Incendiaire , Noelle , Anne
30
Apricot
cryinglightning86 , Augustxsins
2
Pomegranate
Plum
MJ1337 , The Mother of a SiNner , sarki , *HisMrs* , null , dv8 , MaryExy , Ansley , ColorMeCute , LAndJ
10
Peach
ToyGurl , Ash1141 , SparklyGlitter
3
Other
Miss Naughty Kitty , The Mother of a SiNner , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
3
None!
newfoundlust , Sangsara
2
Total votes: 51 (42 voters)
Poll is closed
07/06/2011
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Contributor: MJ1337 MJ1337
Yeah.. dehydrated plums are definitely close (prunes)... and I would get apricots are close too, more the color of flesh
07/06/2011
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
I don't know what a dried fig or pomegranate looks like... The wrinkles on dates are too large I think, and raisins/craisins are too flat.
07/06/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by MaryExy
I don't know what a dried fig or pomegranate looks like... The wrinkles on dates are too large I think, and raisins/craisins are too flat.
Dried fig
Dried pomegranate
07/06/2011
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
I am not torn between dried figs (not the veiny look of them, though), peaches, and plums...
07/06/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by MaryExy
I am not torn between dried figs (not the veiny look of them, though), peaches, and plums...
The decision is harder than one might imagine! I thought it was a fun question. :3
07/06/2011
Contributor: Miss Naughty Kitty Miss Naughty Kitty
apricot
07/06/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Heehee the little figs! Though that picture of a dried pomegranate looks pretty damn legit!
07/06/2011
Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner The Mother of a SiNner
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Self explanatory. Let me know if I forgot some.
um depends n how old u are lol some remindme of figs some plums some drie dpeaches and raisens
07/06/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
Figs and plums
07/06/2011
Contributor: Kimmie1980ca Kimmie1980ca
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Self explanatory. Let me know if I forgot some.
Hahaha...where did you think up this one?!
I couldn't help myself, I had to vote.
07/06/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
If you'd listed prunes, I would have picked that.
07/06/2011
Contributor: Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
lol definitely figs or prunes!
07/06/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by Kimmie1980ca
Hahaha...where did you think up this one?!
I couldn't help myself, I had to vote.
To be honest, I love my boyfriend's testes and I'm always comparing them to fruits at the supermarket. >_>
07/06/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Self explanatory. Let me know if I forgot some.
This post is said with a grin, it is not intended to be snotty:

Since none of us sees our own or our lover's testicles, since they are inside the scrotum, (or at least I hope so!) I vote none of the above. If I had to guess, I would guess that my testicles look sort of like large grapes just from their feel.
07/06/2011
Contributor: LostBoy988 LostBoy988
Figs...ew.. .
07/06/2011
Contributor: Endocott Endocott
Okay, now that someone posted a fig picture, I can definitely say a dried fig. I would have originally set apricot, but thanks for giving me a TRUE VISUAL.
07/06/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by newfoundlust
This post is said with a grin, it is not intended to be snotty:

Since none of us sees our own or our lover's testicles, since they are inside the scrotum, (or at least I hope so!) I vote none of the above. If I had to guess, I would guess ... more
You got me, I should have said scrotum. I guess I fail.
07/06/2011
Contributor: null null
Haha, I love this place...
07/06/2011
Contributor: MN58 MN58
Quote:
Originally posted by null
Haha, I love this place...
yes! me too
07/06/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
lol why is this so hard for me to answer??? hmmmmmm.....
07/06/2011
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
My guy decided on dates.
07/07/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
What about kiwis (not dried)?
07/07/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
You got me, I should have said scrotum. I guess I fail.
Naah, Elnoa, I was just being fun. As I said in the post, it was said with a grin on my face. We all knew what you really meant.
07/07/2011
Contributor: melissa1973 melissa1973
I think a prune would be just about right.
07/07/2011
Contributor: Ajax Ajax
I guess I'd go with the fig
07/07/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by newfoundlust
Naah, Elnoa, I was just being fun. As I said in the post, it was said with a grin on my face. We all knew what you really meant.
I know!
07/07/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Self explanatory. Let me know if I forgot some.
We had a banana in our kitchen once, which happened to have been placed between two cherries. When we noticed it we both laughed so hard our tummies hurt!!!
12/16/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
Peaches or Apricots
12/16/2011
Contributor: cryinglightning86 cryinglightning86
Apricots don't have the shape so much, but the skin looks most like it, I think.
08/04/2012