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Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
=( I've been double-taking out my window since i woke up!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAIL MAN W/ MY POSH !!!!!!! I swear they're only late delivering when i'm dying to get my packages! I'm going nuts... && then i'm gonna be extra worked up if it doesn't show up today!

Does anyone else share my pain or am i just fucking nuts? Lol (it's ok i know i am)
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I feel ur pain
JessCee , Vanille , indiglo , Bignuf , Starkiller87 , acessorie , Beck , bdvnt , The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary , ToyTimeTim , - Kira - , Lily Night , Just Tigger , ZenaidaMacroura , ToyBoy , GravyCakes , Katastophy , slynch , Love Perpetua , M. Roth , married with children , Shellz31 , Ash1141 , WhoopieDoo , NaughtyButterfly , Tart , Diabolical Kitty , Apirka , NicNat , Lisa72 , TheSlyFox , Harpina is gone , wildorchid , DeliciousSurprise , lukas24 , Kake aka PoeticErotica , DiamondKoala , gloomybear , GONE! , misskat , KyotoAngel , Sunshineamine , Ashley:) , mistressg , wetone123 , Kithara , Alyxx , Sohotdinosaur , mpfm , deltalima , MissBre , Gone (LD29) , ghalik , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , pootpootpoot , SeductivelyCute , Various
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I feel ur pain & u're fucking nuts
JessCee , big b , ToyTimeTim , Gunsmoke , Wildchild , Howells , dv8 , authorzero , Darling Jen , Diabolical Kitty , GenderSexplorations , NicNat , Lisa72 , SparklyGlitter , Sunshineamine , cheesewizz , Lover of Leather , Gone (LD29) , ghalik , griffonc
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I also HATE waiting
JessCee , indiglo , Starkiller87 , boniramone , acessorie , Ryuson , ToyTimeTim , - Kira - , Lily Night , ZenaidaMacroura , ToyBoy , GravyCakes , Kkay , Katastophy , slynch , Love Perpetua , Ghost , M. Roth , hjtee , Eucaly , married with children , Midway through , Shellz31 , Ash1141 , NaughtyButterfly , authorzero , Tart , Diabolical Kitty , GenderSexplorations , ellejay , Apirka , NicNat , Curiouscat , Gracie , TheSlyFox , Harpina is gone , Zombirella , wildorchid , DeliciousSurprise , Interesante , SparklyGlitter , lukas24 , Kake aka PoeticErotica , DiamondKoala , GONE! , ViVix , KyotoAngel , A.Mari , Nora , Sunshineamine , Ashley:) , SJ88 , mistressg , Schattenstern , NaturalWoman , Kithara , BlooJay , Alyxx , MissCandyland , Sohotdinosaur , shySEXXaddict , Stagger13 , DreamWolf , deltalima , MissBre , Secret Pleasure , Gone (LD29) , ghalik , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , pootpootpoot , Mwar , SeductivelyCute , bayosgirl , sunkissedJess , mlmac , Kitka , WD40watcher
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I'm never home when my packages come, so i don't have that problem
slynch , gehuwd , MrWishyWashy , NaturalWoman , mm098 , ghalik , Ice1 , powerandintent
8
Other (comment)
arewehavingfun? , Nora , Jon S , curious kitten
4
Total votes: 166 (107 voters)
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Contributor: JessCee JessCee
I do the same EXACT thing... we're both fucking nuts though, so it's not so bad
10/05/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Thats not as bad as me clicking my order status every 5 minutes to see if its finally shipped yet. Im going crazy, its been processing since yesterday.
10/05/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
LOL I've been there too, and I know exactly how you feel. I also have a tendency to be a little impatient, it can be maddening!

On another note, I hope you like your posh! I've had mine for a long time, and it honestly remained my favorite clitoral vibe until I got my MiMi. It's a great little toy!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousDrip
=( I've been double-taking out my window since i woke up!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAIL MAN W/ MY POSH !!!!!!! I swear they're only late delivering when i'm dying to get my packages! I'm going nuts... && then i'm gonna ... more
Try this one on....I ordered a sex toy a couple years ago. 90 year old woman across the street got the package by accident and opened it, not realizing the package was not hers. She returned it...IN PERSON, with an apology for opening it, but here is where it blew my mind...(and my stereotypes)...

She says "I really didn't open it or touch it, sweetie, but DO let me know how that little sucker works for you, okay? I just might want to order me one"!!!!! I DON'T think she was kidding either.
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by JessCee
I do the same EXACT thing... we're both fucking nuts though, so it's not so bad
LMAO!! Good to know i'm not the only one.
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by Starkiller87
Thats not as bad as me clicking my order status every 5 minutes to see if its finally shipped yet. Im going crazy, its been processing since yesterday.
Lol i was doing that too, i kept refreshing the UPS website!
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
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Originally posted by indiglo
LOL I've been there too, and I know exactly how you feel. I also have a tendency to be a little impatient, it can be maddening!

On another note, I hope you like your posh! I've had mine for a long time, and it honestly remained my ... more
Coolness !! I read alot of great reviews on it, so i definitely needed to get it. LOL I'm sure i'll love it ^_^
10/05/2011
Contributor: big b big b
chew his ass
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Try this one on....I ordered a sex toy a couple years ago. 90 year old woman across the street got the package by accident and opened it, not realizing the package was not hers. She returned it...IN PERSON, with an apology for opening it, but here is ... more
LMFAOOOOO !! OMG, i would be horrified. I probably would have let her have one. HAHA
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
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Originally posted by big b
chew his ass
i'll passsss, BUT he won't be getting a lovely greeting like any other day!
10/05/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
Quote:
Originally posted by Starkiller87
Thats not as bad as me clicking my order status every 5 minutes to see if its finally shipped yet. Im going crazy, its been processing since yesterday.
MINE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by JessCee
MINE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Ive never had an order take this long to process. Its starting to make me worry. Because the item when out of stock after i ordered it.
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by Starkiller87
Ive never had an order take this long to process. Its starting to make me worry. Because the item when out of stock after i ordered it.
Oh geezz... if it continues til tomorrow just send in a support ticket. It'll be fine.
10/05/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
Last time my pkg was late two days after the estimated date and i was pacing the floors! Lol
10/05/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
I placed an order on Sunday and was going nuts yesterday at 4 when it was not sent out yet. However when I checked at 5 it was. I was very relieved. I am hoping it gets here by Saturday. I have the weekend with no children, so ordered some special things for the weekend. With my luck the order will be lost. I do this too, though I get up and look out the peep whole every 2 seconds waiting for it to be there.
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
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Originally posted by acessorie
Last time my pkg was late two days after the estimated date and i was pacing the floors! Lol
Dang, that better not happen to me! OMG, i'm already going MAD!!
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
I placed an order on Sunday and was going nuts yesterday at 4 when it was not sent out yet. However when I checked at 5 it was. I was very relieved. I am hoping it gets here by Saturday. I have the weekend with no children, so ordered some special ... more
Beck, i'm praying for u! LOL && i hope ur order won't get lost...That's the worse!
10/05/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
I would say you are a man and obsessed with sex and are nuts..all rolled into one packakge!!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
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Originally posted by DeliciousDrip
Beck, i'm praying for u! LOL && i hope ur order won't get lost...That's the worse!
I know! I have only had it happen once! according to the tracking info it says it may be here tomorrow. Sometimes it is a day late. Still I need it for Saturday! I have fun planned! I ordered me two new toys, some bondage, and some lingerie. We have a nice night ahead of us!
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
I know! I have only had it happen once! according to the tracking info it says it may be here tomorrow. Sometimes it is a day late. Still I need it for Saturday! I have fun planned! I ordered me two new toys, some bondage, and some lingerie. We have ... more
I'm super jealous! LOL Have funnnnn
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
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Originally posted by arewehavingfun?
I would say you are a man and obsessed with sex and are nuts..all rolled into one packakge!!
=/ LOL i'm kinda confused.
10/05/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by DeliciousDrip
=( I've been double-taking out my window since i woke up!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MAIL MAN W/ MY POSH !!!!!!! I swear they're only late delivering when i'm dying to get my packages! I'm going nuts... && then i'm gonna ... more
and it always seems to happen to just the things that you cant wait for... Sorry I deff feel ur pain.
10/05/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Wait, there is something wrong with being nuts? Damn, do I need to see someone?

Nothing worse than waiting. Funny how when you are excited to get something, it seems it never comes. As soon as you forget about it or something else grabs you attention, it shows up.
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Wait, there is something wrong with being nuts? Damn, do I need to see someone?

Nothing worse than waiting. Funny how when you are excited to get something, it seems it never comes. As soon as you forget about it or something else grabs you ... more
LMao i guess WE need to see someone..

&& i agree, i placed this damn order Saturday!!! Like i'm really sitting here looking out my window like a puppy that has nothing better to do.
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
and it always seems to happen to just the things that you cant wait for... Sorry I deff feel ur pain.
Thnkx for sharing my pain!
10/05/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Wait, there is something wrong with being nuts? Damn, do I need to see someone?

Nothing worse than waiting. Funny how when you are excited to get something, it seems it never comes. As soon as you forget about it or something else grabs you ... more
Gotta say im with Tim, nothing wrong with being nuts!
10/05/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
OH MY GOD; it's here !!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA... Should i close this poll now or leave it open?? lol
10/05/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousDrip
I'm super jealous! LOL Have funnnnn
I plan on it!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Lily Night Lily Night
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousDrip
Lol i was doing that too, i kept refreshing the UPS website!
You're not the only one, whenever I have an order I check every time I'm on the computer just to see if its any closer to being here yet.
10/05/2011