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Contributor: Secret Pleasure Secret Pleasure
finsih these statements Im bored lol

you lost your job.....
found out you were pregnant.....
got stuck in an airport overnight.....
caught your teenager having sex.....
saw someone shoplifting.....
saw a fight between kids at the park.....
found out your best friend cheated on their spouse.....
won the lottery.....
eden shut down.....
were bored.....
03/18/2012
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Contributor: jmex83 jmex83
Quote:
Originally posted by Secret Pleasure
finsih these statements Im bored lol

you lost your job.....
found out you were pregnant.....
got stuck in an airport overnight.....
caught your teenager having sex.....
saw someone shoplifting.....
saw a fight between kids at ... more
If I love my job> I wouldn't come home until I had another one (Wife would shoot me lol)
If I found out I were pregnant? I would probably call the tabloids, beings I am a guy LOL...Thats a money maker right there!
If I got stuck in the airport overnight, I would sleep in the chairs and wait for my next flight.
If I caught my teen having sex, I would reach for my rifle and ask the boy how fast they could run...lol.
If I found someone shop lifting, I would probably alert someone or confront them.
If I saw a fight between kids at a park I would interviene (if their parents didn't) and try to solve the issue
If I found my best friend cheating on their spouse Im not sure. Depends on the friend and if it was a guy/girl or what the situation was.
If I won the lotto.......my friends and family and us would be set! Id probably cry lol
If eden shut down...I would probably have to console my wife, she'd be in a frenzy LOL
If I were bored, Id probably go on my counterstrike game or play another game on the computer.
03/18/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
1.Job-Continue restoring and reselling vintage motorcycles. Cam.

2.Pregnant-Call the tabloids...I had a hysterectomy 20 years ago when I was 21.

3.Airport-Call my family and go to sleep.

4.Teen-Make her get dressed, give me her phone, go to her room and wait for me to calm down. Tell the guy he has until I load my rifle to get the f@#ck out of my house. Deal with my daughter by having her talk to and experience life as an unwed mother. Ground her, and go from there.(Seriously kick her ass!!!)

5.Shoplifting-Alert an employee of the store.

6.Fight-Under 10, reason with them and try to get things worked out.11+call the cops.

7.Best friend-Keep out of the situation.Messengers of bad news end up dead somehow.

8.Lotto-Pay all debts of my 4 family members, trust fund for same family members, save most of it, give my 5 closest friends 13,000 per person, have a blast with $25,000.

9.Eden-Be lost, cry for awhile, miss everyone, and have a smaller toy collection.

10.Bored-Read a book, do word puzzles, ride bike, walk or other hobby. Have sex or masturbate.
03/18/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
you lost your job - Find a new one!

found out you were pregnant - Freak out. I'm happy with one child and don't want any more. Then see if I could sue the birth control company.

got stuck in an airport overnight - Wouldn't happen. I'm scared of planes and don't fly.

caught your teenager having sex - My son is only three now. If this happened when he was a teen I'd just make sure he was using protection. As in condoms because I don't trust that girls take birth control properly and I don't want him with a kid at 15 or whatever age.

saw someone shoplifting - Probably nothing. I've worked retail and know there's nothing they can do about it. If I had the number for security I'd call them since they can do something.

saw a fight between kids at the park - Get my husband to go stop it. I'm weak and would just get beat up myself.

found out your best friend cheated on their spouse - Rat them out. Cheating is never okay.

won the lottery - Buy a house closer to work. Pay off the cars. Invest the rest!

eden shut down - Cry. Then just do reviews for my blog.

were bored - Get on the internet.
03/18/2012
Contributor: pestilence pestilence
you lost your job..... HAHAHA JOKE'S ON YOU I'M ALREADY UNEMPLOYED

found out you were pregnant..... cry, ask myself why I hadn't gotten a hysterectomy yet, and abort it ASAP.

got stuck in an airport overnight..... Ooh, I've done this one! Wander around a lot, fall asleep in the bookstore, call my parents, call my friend, wander some more, and then finally get on the plane.

caught your teenager having sex..... Make sure they were using protection, shamelessly embarrass them a little, and then leave the room.

saw someone shoplifting..... Probably nothing, since I wouldn't want to get involved in that clusterfuck. If it was a small indie store, though, I'd inform the staff, since they'd be more likely to be able to do something about it, and it'd actually hurt them a lot more.

saw a fight between kids at the park..... Let them go at it unless it looks pretty serious, and in that case try to intervene. Call the cops if they're older and scaring other children or if weapons are involved.

found out your best friend cheated on their spouse..... Ask if there's something wrong with the marriage, listen to their side of the story, show my disapproval and if they continue doing it and don't have a good excuse, threaten to tell the spouse.

won the lottery..... Get surgery, remodel the house, buy some serious quality hiking gear, pay off my parents'/best friends' debts, and donate the rest to charity.

eden shut down..... Feel pretty sad about it.

were bored..... Fuck around on the internet.
03/18/2012