My first pet was a fish. His name was Big Pearl. That fish lived for about 10 years - no lie. When he died I cried and buried him in the back yard. He was just a gold fish and he was way to big to flush down the toilet, lol.
I also had a puppy named Nanubee. My mom named her, lol. She was a great dog, but she ate my homework, literally, lol. And for some reason it was only my math homework and my band music she liked to eat. To top things off my math teacher was the teacher who hated me the most and would send me to the office every time I told her Nanubee ate my homework, lol.
Then I had a cat named Kabay. It was like Kitty and Baby put together, lol. She was a whore, lol. I would come home and she'd some how have a male cat in my house. Sometimes she'd be gone for days on a sexcapade and come home pregnant. Then one day she left and never came home.
Now I have a boxer named Rocki. She is the best dog ever. She listens better than any kid I've ever known. She's just like a daughter to us. I don't know what we're gonna do when she dies. It's gonna be like losing a child.