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Chilipepper
LOL My ex-husband bullied the Fed-Ex people when we lived in Montana and had a cottage in an apple orchard. Their maps always said that our address was across the road and in a pasture about a hundred feet away, and my ex would say over the phone
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LOL My ex-husband bullied the Fed-Ex people when we lived in Montana and had a cottage in an apple orchard. Their maps always said that our address was across the road and in a pasture about a hundred feet away, and my ex would say over the phone "Are you going to believe a map that hasn't been updated to local postal routes or the people who live here who want their stuff delivered? I'll fucking stand outside so you can see me if you'll take your damn eyes off the GPS."
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I've done this. I have stood in the road and yelled at them. Once, on Christmas Eve, a rinky dink delivery firm, who Amazon hired for cheap, couldn't find our house, and got stuck in a ditch about 1/2 mile from our house, claiming he was "right out in front of where your house is supposed to be."
I drove my car until I found him (we have no street lights where I live) then found him and his stranded car, loaded with packages. I walked up to the car, got my packages, (presents for EVERYBODY, as I get everybody from my nieces and nephews to my kids to my husband books for Christmas) then asked the guy "How the f&$% did you get into that ditch?" Then I called Road Service and the Police to get him out and went home, because we were having, like 1000 people over the next day, and I had to cook and wrap presents and BE with my family etc. I did run down there about an hour later and they were towing him out. HOW does on fall into a ditch? I've lived here 20 years and have yet to do so.