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Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I have to be nice in the morning (can't be yelling at the kids every morning), but it's against my nature. I could honestly be fine waking up and having no one need or talk to me for 2 hours at least, but not enough to wake up at 5 am.

What about you?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I'm happy and perky! I'm the person everyone wants to shoot!
Mwar , WD40watcher , Ansley , unfulfilled , Llahsram , Peaches2000 , aliceinthehole
7
Meh. I'm not thrilled, but I'm approachable.
ToyTimeTim , Femme Mystique , Raigne , ViVix , panthercat23 , indiglo , Ansley , Kissy , Bex1331 , Kimmie1980ca , VelvetDragon , ghalik , (k)InkyIvy , DeliciousSurprise , quinceykay , extrafun , Azule , jennifur77 , Bbiz , Rin (aka Nire) , Melan!e , MamaDivine , Ryuson , curious kitten , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Rossie , badk1tty , PropertyOfPotter , Allstars316 , Various , SweetXSurrender89 , Taylor , Ms. N , Kitka , KyotoAngel , married with children , dv8 , A.noel , cryinglightning86
39
Leave me alone until I have my coffee, then I'm okay.
SaraW0512 , ToyTimeTim , Femme Mystique , js250 , BG529 , toxie m , VelvetDragon , Squeaky , ghalik , MissBre , M.O.'s Girl , Sammi , Arch600 , Nora29714 , padmeamidala , caligaliber , Bignuf , Sohotdinosaur , A.noel
19
Don't touch me. Don't talk to me. Don't even look at me.
BBW Talks Toys , P'Gell , js250 , Squeaky , ghalik , Incendiaire , Emerlyn , Azule , MissBre , richsam , Beck , Zombirella , KrissyNovacaine , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , badk1tty , Willowe , Geogeo , EvilHomer , MeliPixie , Gracie , 31 Flavors , Sohotdinosaur
22
My family is lucky we don't own weapons.
BBW Talks Toys , P'Gell , Emerlyn , KrissyNovacaine , Nora29714
5
I'm an insomniac. My mood would matter when I woke up if I ever went to sleep.
js250 , indiglo , Airen Wolf , Zombirella , CoffeeCup , Melan!e , MistressDandelion , MeliPixie
8
Other? My dog is a vampire.
BBW Talks Toys , ghalik , joja , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , badk1tty , MeliPixie , Falsepast , KyotoAngel , cryinglightning86
9
Total votes: 109 (78 voters)
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
My family knows not to approach me before my coffee other than a "Morning dad", not that I am in a bad mood or anything, I just like to wake up first. Pity the fool that calls and wakes me up though, I am a firm believer in no calls before 9am unless it is a emergency.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
I'm pleasant enough, and once I've had a cup of coffee I'm cheerful.
05/07/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I usually am not pleased to be up in the morning. That and the trouble that my 12 year old takes forever to get dressed etc in the morning (she missed the bus this morning, and now has a 3 day computer grounding) makes me nuts.

Unless we're having sex (my Man and I) I don't want to be talked to in the morning.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Raigne Raigne
My affect is fairly flat most of the time and it's not much different in the morning. The exception is if you're trying to have a conversation that requires a great deal of concentration or decision-making, or if you woke me up. I don't drink coffee, and I take a few hours to be running on all cylinders. Trying to get me to do something that requires me to function at full capacity early in the morning will just frustrate me.
05/07/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I have to be nice in the morning (can't be yelling at the kids every morning), but it's against my nature. I could honestly be fine waking up and having no one need or talk to me for 2 hours at least, but not enough to wake up at 5 ... more
I'm approachable because I have to be. lol.
05/07/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Leave me the hell alone until I smoke my cigarette, drink a cup of coffee, go to the bathroom and put my glasses/contacts on or in. Otherwise I just get really crabby, pissy and irritable, which can cause a fight and then the rest of the day is shot....I love to sleep and get my best sleep in the very early to late mornings, even when I go to bed at 9:00pm.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Mwar Mwar
I'm the one who wakes up and when I'm done with everything it's barely 11. By then I'm jumping on my guy to get up and he gives me death glares. However, I love that waking up before 8 on a weekend in school means you have the entire campus to yourself
05/07/2012
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I'm approachable, but I certainly do NOT bound out of bed bright eyed and bushy tailed. In fact, I set my alarm a bit earlier than I need to just so I can lay there for a while before I have to drag myself out of bed. Waking up and getting out of bed in the AM is really hard for my body.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I'm like indiglo. I have to be allowed to lay there for a minute on most mornings. I do not bounce out of bed ready to take on the world right after the alarm goes off unless there's something important we're doing that day.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Kissy Kissy
My hubby is the non-approachable. I am not effected. I have to constantly remind myself of this!!
05/07/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I'm such a morning person, that I don't use alarm clocks at all. My body wakes me up everyday right at six. I get up and start my day and then at the appropriate times on work/school days I wake the hubby and kids up.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
I have trouble getting up lately but generally once I'm up I'm pretty happy and approachable
05/07/2012
Contributor: VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
I'm grouchy until I've brushed my teeth. I hate talking before I've brushed them. *lol* I'm not a morning person, and I take a while to wake up.

My dad is a morning person, and when I was a kid, he'd come wake me up with a happy, cheerful, " Time to be a shiny riser! "

I wanted to throw my pillow at him. Hahahaha.
05/07/2012
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by VelvetDragon
I'm grouchy until I've brushed my teeth. I hate talking before I've brushed them. *lol* I'm not a morning person, and I take a while to wake up.

My dad is a morning person, and when I was a kid, he'd come wake me up with a ... more
My mom had a song she'd sing.

I fully intend on singing it to my kids when they're teenagers because I feel that kind of adversity builds character! (and because they feel the need to wake me at 7 am even on Saturdays)
05/07/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
Living alone means nobody's life is at risk... but I never wake up much earlier than I'd like to anyway (thanks, college). If I wake up within 30 minutes of my normal time and I got enough sleep, it's safe to talk to me within about 15 minutes of me consuming caffeine.

In high school, however, my mom would wake me up at 6:15 and the house would reek of coffee and I could not decide whether to barf or murder first.
05/07/2012
Contributor: joja joja
Generally I'm cranky, but it really depends on the day and how much sleep I got.
05/07/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
I'm definitely not a morning person. I wake up achy because we're sleeping on an old mattress at my grandmother's house until we can move back into our own house. I shuffle around and grumble a lot. But I'm not the kind of person who HAS to have coffee before I can deal with people in the morning.
05/07/2012
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
My morning affect is total denial.
05/07/2012
Contributor: quinceykay quinceykay
I'm not too chipper, but I'm not a demon either. Usually I wake up after everyone else has left anyway.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Azule Azule
I usually avoid everything and everyone because I just feel physically unhappy for the most part.
05/07/2012
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
My morning affect is total denial.
insert joke about going to bed when the sun comes up.
05/07/2012
Contributor: richsam richsam
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I have to be nice in the morning (can't be yelling at the kids every morning), but it's against my nature. I could honestly be fine waking up and having no one need or talk to me for 2 hours at least, but not enough to wake up at 5 ... more
Don't touch me. Don't talk to me. Don't even look at me.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I have to be nice in the morning (can't be yelling at the kids every morning), but it's against my nature. I could honestly be fine waking up and having no one need or talk to me for 2 hours at least, but not enough to wake up at 5 ... more
When I wake up I am apt to bite people or simply ignore them. It's just best to stand back and ask what you should be doing at that moment...
05/07/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
My mom had a song she'd sing.

I fully intend on singing it to my kids when they're teenagers because I feel that kind of adversity builds character! (and because they feel the need to wake me at 7 am even on Saturdays)
Payback is a Mom! I do the SAME thing to my teenagers...I rip open their bedroom door and jump on the beds and say "Girls Girls Girls....it's time to get up!"....because they did that to me for YEARS as little ones!
05/07/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I hate mornings. Don't talk to me until I can awake.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
I hate mornings. Especially since I have some insomnia and trouble sleeping. I'm such an ass and grumpy in the morning. I try to control it. Most people that know me know I need an hour or so after waking to ensure I won't be a jerk (but that varies). I just want to sleep until my body naturally wakes me, if only the world worked that way!
05/07/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I'm not a morning person by far, but more in the sense that it's hard to get me to focus. I'm actually quite friendly when I'm waking up, but I tend to space out a lot - like, even more than usual - and my sentences are shorter.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
I hate when you go into work in the morning and people are all peppy like "good morning", I kinda just look at them like, are you serious?! My best friend used to stay with me all the time when we were in school and we would get up to get ready in the morning and she would turn the radio on and be all happy and singing and it would drive me nuts lol. I don't want loud noise until I'm awake. I wish I could be like her. I'm basically a zombie for the first hour or so after I get up be it early or late.
05/07/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
I'm miserable in the mornings but not unapproachable. I have a really hard time sleeping so I'm never all that thrilled about mornings.

My partner is a monster in the mornings. Look at him funny and he'll rip your head off.
05/07/2012