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What's your favorite "cut off" fake profanity?

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Contributor: spiced spiced
We were watching some dumb TV show or other last night and had to laugh at the show's use of "cut off" profanity - that's where a character will start to say something that's not allowed on broadcast TV, but cut it off without finishing. They must've used this old trick half a dozen times during the show. I always find it amusing.

How about you? Did you ever notice this before? Which one of these is your favorite - or do you have another?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
"What the—?!"
Cindi025 , hotinpink , nikki0668 , CountryPrincess , Falsepast , js250 , TWE112 , Cat E. , MrsG , wwwww , Chelynn67 , MissCandyland , BiJess , Allstars316 , woodsdragon , sweetpea12 , kitty1949 , Martiniman , guard083 , LavenderSkies , anngrayelliott1960 , namelesschaos , Badmew , captainsgirl , Trysexual , Living Doll , padmeamidala , solly , *Camoprincess* , Terri69
30  (61%)
"Oh my—!"
"Holy—!"
The Vixen
1  (2%)
"Son of a—!"
G&L , Sugarfina , Septimus , bog , Kitka , Adriana Ravenlust
6  (12%)
"Mother—!"
doowop , CaseyDeuce , deltalima , spiced , Amber Sweet
5  (10%)
Other (share with the class, please)
chicmichiw , lulz , cicispizzaisyummy , Llewey , KyotoAngel , Rory , Wicked Wahine
7  (14%)
Total votes: 49
Poll is closed
02/12/2013
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Contributor: Voir Voir
Seen it once or twice don't ever really pay much attention to it because most of them really aren't funny to me
02/12/2013
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
What the f
02/12/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
I have to say I do find the cut offs much much less annoying than the bleeps!!!
02/12/2013
Contributor: TWE112 TWE112
what the
02/12/2013
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
'What the--?'
02/12/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
I like "shut the front door" a lot.
02/12/2013
Contributor: G&L G&L
I always try to stop myself before finishing.
02/12/2013
Contributor: lulz lulz
I don't cut off my profanities, it would be rude to leave my sentence incomplete ... but I guess sometimes when I'm so angry or shocked I say "That fucking-!"
02/12/2013
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
Quote:
Originally posted by chicmichiw
I like "shut the front door" a lot.
shut the front door for the win!

I know this type of "swearing" is juvenile but it always makes me a laugh.
02/12/2013
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
I love the way they censor "ass****" because they censor the "hole" part, which isn't the profane part, but not the "ass" part, which is. Hole isn't a bad word, but ass is, unless the word is asshole, in which case they switch? Never made sense to me, and it always makes me laugh.
02/13/2013
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
"What the ----!"
02/13/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I like "What the..."
02/13/2013
Contributor: Llewey Llewey
"Oh, for--!" is my favorite, both personally and on TV. If I'm in comfortable company it'll be "Oh, for fuck's sake." I can save myself by changing it to "Oh, for crying out loud," or "Oh, for Pete's sake" in more polite company. If it's on TV it's pretty funny.
02/13/2013
Contributor: woodsdragon woodsdragon
Quote:
Originally posted by sillylilkitten
I love the way they censor "ass****" because they censor the "hole" part, which isn't the profane part, but not the "ass" part, which is. Hole isn't a bad word, but ass is, unless the word is asshole, in which ... more
I have always found that interesting
02/13/2013
Contributor: woodsdragon woodsdragon
what the
02/13/2013
Contributor: Bleu Bleu
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I have to say I do find the cut offs much much less annoying than the bleeps!!!
This! Either curse or sub the curse word for something else.
02/13/2013
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
We were watching some dumb TV show or other last night and had to laugh at the show's use of "cut off" profanity - that's where a character will start to say something that's not allowed on broadcast TV, but cut it off without ... more
What the... or Mother...
02/13/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by jr2012
shut the front door for the win!

I know this type of "swearing" is juvenile but it always makes me a laugh.
I always loved "C U Next Tuesday" on Sex in the City!
02/13/2013
Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
What the...
02/13/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Actually, I find it funnier when they bleep out words that aren't even that bad and then a minute later they allow a worse one through. xD
02/14/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
Actually, I find it funnier when they bleep out words that aren't even that bad and then a minute later they allow a worse one through. xD
Have you seen Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship?
02/14/2013
Contributor: guard083 guard083
WTF for me
02/14/2013
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
'What the--?'
02/14/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
Have you seen Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship?
No...no I haven't actually. Haven't been watching much late night the past year.
I'll have to check it out though. =)
02/15/2013
Contributor: Rory Rory
I find the cut offs funny. Listen for the fill ins! So many times they change the words and the voice doesn't belong to the actor on screen!!
02/15/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Shut the __ front door!
02/15/2013
Contributor: curvyredhead curvyredhead
What the

hands down
02/15/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
No...no I haven't actually. Haven't been watching much late night the past year.
I'll have to check it out though. =)
Just click the link I created in my previous post for a recent example. You'll find lots more on YouTube, Vimeo, etc.
02/15/2013
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
We were watching some dumb TV show or other last night and had to laugh at the show's use of "cut off" profanity - that's where a character will start to say something that's not allowed on broadcast TV, but cut it off without ... more
haha, awesome poll idea!
02/15/2013