What's the worst thing to fall into your cleavage?

Contributor: Mwar Mwar
I hate when popcorn gets caught in there! It's greasy and I fear of breaking out! What is your worst caught in boobs story? How do you deal with it when in public?
02/23/2012
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Contributor: Ghost Ghost
A fish. Don't ask.
02/24/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Poop from my daughter's diaper. Many, many years ago.
02/24/2012
Contributor: ladychristie ladychristie
a cigarette...but honestly lots of things has fallen into my cleavage.
02/24/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
So far I think just food, although I can't remember specifics at the moment.
02/24/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Like Sam, it's so far just been food and nothing too memorable. I suppose anything sticky falling down there would annoy me quite a bit or something very hot. Burning the tatas does not a good day make.
02/24/2012
Contributor: TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
A milkshake and the cherry from a cigarette.

Neither one of those were a good time.
02/24/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
just food so far.
02/24/2012
Contributor: HugsAndBites HugsAndBites
as a joke a friend poured ice in my shirt... honestly? i took it quite well it was perfectly timed.
02/24/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Bird seed and feathers. One of the downfalls of working in a pet shop is that parakeets freak out when it comes time to clean their cages, and kick up whatever's nearby into the air. It's not uncommon for that stuff to bypass the neck of my polo and land in-between my tits, and I have to be sure no customers have a view of the habitat before I fish the stuff out.

Also, anything wet and sticky. And strands of hair. Hoo boy, if one of my hairs gets down my shirt and I can't manage to get it out, it drives my nuts because it tickles like crazy!
02/24/2012
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Toast crumbs or salt.
02/24/2012
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
Toast crumbs or salt.
YES!
02/24/2012
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
a handy manny figurine I didn't find until I was on the sales floor at work....
02/24/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Poop from my daughter's diaper. Many, many years ago.
This is the winner! Oh lord.
02/25/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
A bug! Yuck!
02/25/2012
Contributor: RavenWings RavenWings
I also had a bug, but thank goodness it was a ladybug.
03/01/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
The scariest beetle I've ever seen in my life fell down inside my breasts, the thing had mandibles the size of half of a freaking DIME! x_x
Luckily though it didn't pinch me before I scooped it out with a spoon (too afraid to touch it <_<), but the hook things on it's legs were less than pleasant.
03/01/2012