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What movie do you hope never gets remade?

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Contributor: misterazor misterazor
sometimes i like remakes, but they need to keep their hands off of "the crow." don't touch it. don't even look at it funny...biatch.
01/20/2013
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Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
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Originally posted by misterazor
sometimes i like remakes, but they need to keep their hands off of "the crow." don't touch it. don't even look at it funny...biatch.
You do know there are several, and I mean 7 diffrent Crow movies right? They already screwed that pooch a thousand times.. However, if they did remake the original Crow, I don't think it would mattter now. The damage is done.
01/20/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
sequals do not count as remakes. and, as for "the crow" sequals, they don't count as anything. in my world, the do not exist.
01/21/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Labyrinth

Good God, I hope that is NEVER TOUCHED BY ANYONE. It was a product of its time, and it is ART.
01/21/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Labyrinth

Good God, I hope that is NEVER TOUCHED BY ANYONE. It was a product of its time, and it is ART.
...gotta agree here, I'm not sure anyone could play the goblin king quite as well as David Bowie.
Plus in this day and age, they'd probably want to do the creatures like the goblins, Hoggle, and Sir Didymus in CGI...part of the charm of the original movie was in the puppetry itself.

Also...Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Trying to remake such a wonderful and beloved movie would probably end in an epic amount of failure.
01/21/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...gotta agree here, I'm not sure anyone could play the goblin king quite as well as David Bowie.
Plus in this day and age, they'd probably want to do the creatures like the goblins, Hoggle, and Sir Didymus in CGI...part of the charm of ... more
agree. labyrinth would, no doubt, be destroyed by cgi...as most are. and that movie was pretty perfect...and the beginning of my love affair with jennifer connelly.

rocky horror was a perfectly terrible movie. to remake it would make it better. to make it better would make it horrble, and not rocky horror.
01/21/2013
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
The Princess Bride. You KNOW they'd make it all about special effects and fight scenes and it wouldn't be so perfect anymore.
01/21/2013
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
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Originally posted by sillylilkitten
The Princess Bride. You KNOW they'd make it all about special effects and fight scenes and it wouldn't be so perfect anymore.
and they would replace andre the giant with a real (cgi) giant...and that would suck. "anybody want a peanut?" ha!
01/22/2013