What is with these baby names!?

Contributor: jmex83 jmex83
After doing some browsing online, i decided that celebrities are totally cracked. More so than originally thought. Are they TRYING to make these poor kids go through hell in school and be totally scarred for life?!

Michael Jackson-Prince Michael II/Blanket
Jason Lee-Pilot Inspektor
Bob Geldof and Paula Yates-Fifi Trixibelle
Gwyneth Paltrow-Apple
Courteney Cox and David Arquette-Coco
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni-Kyd
Sylvester Stallone-Sage Moonblood
Steven Spielberg-Destry
Angelina Jolie (and Brad Pitt)-Maddox
Bono-Memphis Eve
Forest Whitaker-Ocean
Robert Rodriguez-Rocket Rodriguez
The Edge (From U2)-Blue Angel
Actress Shannyn Sossamon- Audio Science
Frank Zappa-Frank Zappa
Penn Jillette-Moxie Crimefighter
Rob Morrow (from the TV show Numb3rs)-Tu Morrow
Jermaine Jackson-Jermajesty

Seriously now!? C'mon folks!

Anyone else as disturbed as i am that these folks have choosen these names for their kids? I just think that its horrible that the kids are the ones that will suffer from this..yuck.
03/19/2012
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Contributor: married with children married with children
Quote:
Originally posted by jmex83
After doing some browsing online, i decided that celebrities are totally cracked. More so than originally thought. Are they TRYING to make these poor kids go through hell in school and be totally scarred for life?!

Michael Jackson-Prince ... more
celebrities are not the only ones giving their kids f'd up names.
03/21/2012
Contributor: Various Various
I once worked at a theme park and you should have heard some of the names of people that came in there. Conception was my favorite.
03/21/2012
Contributor: sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
celebrities are not the only ones giving their kids f'd up names.
You're so right about that!
03/21/2012
Contributor: NoneNone NoneNone
Celebrities do give their kids weird names more often than most. Maybe bc they don't have to worry about ppl teasing their kids as much?
07/09/2012