What do you call "Pee"?

Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I call it pee, going to the bathroom, and my dog knows the command "go potty". lol
05/09/2011
Contributor: Ajax Ajax
I just say pee or going to the washroom if anything at all
05/09/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I usually just say I have to pee or go to the bathroom/potty. I never really thought about it until now.
05/09/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
If I'm wasted I'll say "I's gotta pee" or something like that.

If I'm sober, I'll say "I'm going to the bathroom"
05/09/2011
Contributor: sexyk515 sexyk515
pee
05/09/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I just say "I'm going to go pee" or "I'm going to run to the bathroom for a second."
05/09/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
With all the words out there for the word "pee", the boyfriend and I got into a discussion about it. I was curious where where what you called urinating comes from? Is it a regional thing? A parenting thing? So in the most pointless of ... more
We always tell our dogs "Go pee pee outside"...so around here, it has always been "I have to pee pee outside, or not"!!!
07/13/2011
Contributor: Papershotglass Papershotglass
At my work, we have an actual code. A CODE.
And there is a ritual too you must complete before you can "make a sissy."
You must first take off the most identifying piece of your uniform, find a supervisor and whisper as if the customers will know what shameful act you are about to commit when you say "I'm taking a 2-40."
True story.

Oh, and in a video game I play too much of, it's called a "bio." Because writing anything longer is too tedious.
07/13/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
I almost never specify why I'm going to do and simply excuse myself to go to the restroom.
07/13/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
pee, pee pee, wee, wee wee, piss, gotta go, piddle, widdle..... I blame the down under vernacular as my influence
07/13/2011
Contributor: LostBoy988 LostBoy988
Why does it need any other name?
07/13/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Go to the bathroom, most often. Also pee and piss.

Though I also occasionally say I'm going to "have a business meeting" or "interrogate the toilet."
07/13/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
either "I have to pee" or "I have to take a piss"
07/13/2011
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
Depends where I am and who is near me.
07/13/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
Pee
07/13/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
I just say pee or going to the bathroom.
07/13/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
I say potty and so do the kids. He says piss.
07/13/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
lol i call it taking a piss or a leak when i'm at home and when i'm really quiet in public, and when i decide to be vocal in a public setting, using the restroom.
07/14/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Draining the lizard, anyone?
hahaha that's pretty funny and quite original
07/14/2011
Contributor: v23 v23
I never paid much attention to how many different names I have for pee. lol.
07/14/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
tee tee.....lol usually around my kids i have to go "potty".
07/14/2011
Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
With our 4yr old we call it "potty", usually its pee or go to the bathroom
07/14/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Draining the lizard, anyone?
Ha!
07/14/2011
Contributor: Vanessa Weiss Vanessa Weiss
Usually I'll just say that I have to use the lav or toilet. Other than that, definitely "use the bathroom" or "pee/piss."

Sometimes, my dad's vocabulary will creep in and I'll say I have to "hit the head".
07/15/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Depends on the company. Usually it's just 'pee' or 'go to the bathroom', but sometimes I used weird phrases and often actions to say where I'm going.
07/16/2011
Contributor: KinkyDesire KinkyDesire
I usually just say go to/use the bathroom. But the strangest way to say it goes to my sis who says, "I have to piss in the pot."
07/20/2011
Contributor: Rain. Rain.
Usually Pee
07/20/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
With all the words out there for the word "pee", the boyfriend and I got into a discussion about it. I was curious where where what you called urinating comes from? Is it a regional thing? A parenting thing? So in the most pointless of ... more
what ever comes out of my mouth if i announce it
07/21/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
I usually say "I'm going to the restroom," but occasionally, like if we're in a car or it's urgent, I break out "I gotta pee!" If it's in a sense not with my bodily fluids I go for the medical "Crap, why's that cat urinating on mums rug?!"
07/21/2011
Contributor: kinkymanda kinkymanda
either "go pee", "use the bathroom" or "use the restroom".
07/21/2011