What Cute/Funny questions has your partner asked you?

Contributor: Mwar Mwar
The other day my guy and I were talking about vacation and swimming. He also knows my period is due soon.

He asked me, "How can you go swimming? You'll leak everywhere."

It was cute, and we had a nice laugh.

Has your partner asked you any innocent, cute questions?
07/13/2012
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