The New Intimacy

What are some of the oddest,funniest things you have ever done?

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Contributor: markeagleone markeagleone
Now that I have started to get to know some of you better, I was wondering if you would share some of those awkward times in your life that you can look back at and laugh. I will start it out--
When I was a teen, I wanted a tan in the middle of winter, so I sat under a sun lamp and fell asleep. I went to school looking like a cherry tomato.
I have a friend, who thought his eyebrows were too thick,so he shaved them. Yes, he shaved them totally off.
03/09/2011
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Contributor: markeagleone markeagleone
Oh, I thought I would add one thing new. I just recentely reviewed a masturbator. I was going to use a baby bottle because it was exactly two inches in diameter. My wife wouldn't let me, but I shoved everything I could in it(toy abuse). All in the name of testing! By the way, 2 inch diameter is a pretty big circle. If I was hung like that, I would need a shoulder harness to hold it up!
03/09/2011
Contributor: danellejohns danellejohns
I think you know most all of mine. And I would have died had I seen him shave his eyebrows off (keep in mind the guy is an adult with a child of his own).

I think the fact that I grew up in the "big hair days" (Aqua Net) should be all I have to say. Talk about "What were you thining for almost a decade" moments.
03/10/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I wore a black cami, extremely short slit on the side black skirt, fishnet pantyhose, red victorian lace up boots, a small lap apron, a long chain around my neck, thick metallic blue eyeliner around my eyes and on my lips, and teased my hair out to THERE while I worked at a haunted house. I was sent out to draw people in at one point but I was quickly pulled back into the haunted house when someone complained that I looked like I was soliciting. I had no idea what that meant.

After all ... I was sixteen and lived in Ft. Lauderdale. Oops, who knew a scantily-clad teenage girl with C-cups and looking like a dead maid would get mistaken for a hooker? Except in Ft. Lauderdale. I'm surprised I wasn't assaulted.
03/10/2011