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Contributor: js250 js250
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So, lets say you have your dream job here at Edens. What is your position? What tasks do you perform? Why would you be good at it?

I love doing this to my friends, so lets see how it works here. Some of the answers usually really surprise people.
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Contributor: js250 js250
I would be in charge of the new Eden's Home Party plan. I would be in charge of making a party plan, designing a catalog of tried and true products to be offered, incentives, hostess gifts, etc. Make sure applicants were qualified to be a hostess, implement a hostess rewards program and incentives for sales. Set up party kits, credit card processing and optional party plans. Work up and implement a hostess affiliate plan, (tiered for sales reps and district managers), and keep track of profit or loss margins-with a projected budget for the first year.
02/22/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
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Originally posted by js250
So, lets say you have your dream job here at Edens. What is your position? What tasks do you perform? Why would you be good at it?

I love doing this to my friends, so lets see how it works here. Some of the answers usually really surprise people.
Pretty sure i'd still be a reviewer, i enjoy it more then anything else i could do.
02/22/2012
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
Other than reviewing still?

I would want to take product photos!
05/18/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by js250
So, lets say you have your dream job here at Edens. What is your position? What tasks do you perform? Why would you be good at it?

I love doing this to my friends, so lets see how it works here. Some of the answers usually really surprise people.
I like my job as a reviewer, but I would love to actually do the hiring! I imagine they interview many interesting candidates.
05/18/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by js250
So, lets say you have your dream job here at Edens. What is your position? What tasks do you perform? Why would you be good at it?

I love doing this to my friends, so lets see how it works here. Some of the answers usually really surprise people.
P.S. Can I also say that I wish that Eden would have someone who regulated the amount of reviewers if they don't already. I almost feel like it is impossible to find a review item that hasn't been reviewed by 3 other people.
05/18/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Dream job, eh? Product tester...oh wait, I already do that.

I think I would like to make videos of new products, like the 'Video Expert'.
05/18/2012
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Dream job, eh? Product tester...oh wait, I already do that.

I think I would like to make videos of new products, like the 'Video Expert'.
LOL!!! Product tester for me too!!!

But do a little bit of marketing as well; especially in the direct review pages. I'd set up a program where there would be a standard for direct reviews, and rotate the direct review on the product page with the various other highly rated reviews on that one product.

I'd also love to work with EdenFantasys to open up an actual shop in one of the big cities here in China and sell QUALITY toys as well as opening a Chinese version of EdenFantasys that would actually work behind the Great Firewall of China. I'd love to arrange guest speakers to hold conferences about various sexually related topics from current AIDS and STI/STD information, LGBT issues and more, have them available in English and Chinese and post them on the Chinese video sites so the country can have access to real information. Providing the country the much needed awareness of our own sexuality.
06/23/2012
Contributor: SimpleTeaser SimpleTeaser
Ohhh, this is definitely something I will have to think about and share. Eden would be a fun place to work and I bet everyone is outgoing and fun.
06/23/2012
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by js250
So, lets say you have your dream job here at Edens. What is your position? What tasks do you perform? Why would you be good at it?

I love doing this to my friends, so lets see how it works here. Some of the answers usually really surprise people.
That's easy, PRODUCT TESTER is my dream job with EF

Getting paid to do what I love to do? How can you beat that?!
08/17/2012
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by js250
I would be in charge of the new Eden's Home Party plan. I would be in charge of making a party plan, designing a catalog of tried and true products to be offered, incentives, hostess gifts, etc. Make sure applicants were qualified to be a ... more
Hostessing a Home Party wouldn't works for me. I don't know anyone who would attend one, unfortunately.
08/17/2012
Contributor: Sundae Sparkles Sundae Sparkles
eden is going to do home parties!?! wow I would love to go to one and meet people with more knowledge then myself to teach me more about the wonderful world of great quality stuff!
08/17/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Sundae Sparkles
eden is going to do home parties!?! wow I would love to go to one and meet people with more knowledge then myself to teach me more about the wonderful world of great quality stuff!
We have no plans for a home party program at this time.
08/17/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
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Originally posted by Sundae Sparkles
eden is going to do home parties!?! wow I would love to go to one and meet people with more knowledge then myself to teach me more about the wonderful world of great quality stuff!
Only hypothetical!!! My dream job for EF-lol!!! Unfortunately. I have had a buy it now party with stuff that does not work out for me and that was a lot of fun.
08/23/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
how do i apply for a job at eden?
08/23/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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how do i apply for a job at eden?
Eden is not currently hiring.
08/23/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
I'd love to take product photos too! How fun!
08/23/2012
Contributor: SkylarrStarr SkylarrStarr
I would also like it if EF had a brick and mortar store where I could work! I would also think an educational outreach program would be cool, similar to what Babeland does. I think I would be good at planning and teaching others and providing advice and guidance.
08/23/2012
Contributor: Tianna Silver Tianna Silver
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Originally posted by js250
So, lets say you have your dream job here at Edens. What is your position? What tasks do you perform? Why would you be good at it?

I love doing this to my friends, so lets see how it works here. Some of the answers usually really surprise people.
I would love to check out all the new products to decide which ones to offer for sale
09/17/2012
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Customer service! Or tech support!
09/17/2012
Contributor: 7thinferno 7thinferno
I would be the video reviews person. Or better yet, if there were a section at Edenfantasys that does the exotic sexual techniques Id love to be the person who interviews the sexperts on the different techniques.
10/06/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
Paid editor or writer for Sexis, basically anything that would involve writing skills without having to do customer service.
10/06/2012