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Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
I'm sure everyone's done it. Whether it be clumsiness or just a weird accident. Like pinching yourself hard on something, dropping a heavy box on your foot, or even poking yourself in the eye.

What have you done recently to accidentally injure yourself to an extent that it hurt the next day.

Last night I stabbed myself in the eye with my acrylic thumbnail. Now I have a nice, bloody eye.
02/03/2014
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Contributor: SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
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Originally posted by wrecklesswords
I'm sure everyone's done it. Whether it be clumsiness or just a weird accident. Like pinching yourself hard on something, dropping a heavy box on your foot, or even poking yourself in the eye.

What have you done recently to ... more
While I am not really that clumsy I have been known to lack grace at times. Recently I have managed to smack myself in the face with a clothes hanger, run into a door and run into the side of a table.

My worse though happened years back. A roommate and I were chasing each other in our apartment and I forget we had just moved a bookcase into the hallway earlier that day. Needless to say I turned the corner to dart into the living room and slammed my shoulder right off of it. It left a bruise of epic size and pain lol.
02/03/2014
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
The worst I ever done was actually right outside the apartment. I had gone out to get my husband's soda from the truck, it was nighttime, and I took a hell of a fall. Ended up gouging my knee and scraping myself up >.< it took a month for it to heal correctly AFTER cutting it open at least two more times, and having an infection.

Let me tell you XD I never ran in the drive way again!
02/04/2014
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Oh I cannot even count how many stitches I've had over the years.
One comical incident... my car needed a jump start so I called a buddy to come and let me jump my battery off of his car. The cars were nose to nose hoods up, and I was hooking up my cables. As I walked between the cars close to my own car I felt pressure on my knee. I'd walked into the sharp edge of the license plate of my own car. I looked down and saw that it had given me a three or four inch cut down the front of my kneecap. I reached down, held it shut and told my buddy that we needed to go the local ER. He thought I was joking, even after I told him what I'd just done. He demanded to see, saying "no it couldn't be that bad". When I relaxed my grip on the wound and the blood really started to flow, he turned white, and I thought he was going to pass out. He recovered enough to get a towel out of his trunk for me and the hoods of both cars before driving to the ER. That's just one of many small scars I've accumulated.
02/04/2014
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
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Originally posted by RonLee
Oh I cannot even count how many stitches I've had over the years.
One comical incident... my car needed a jump start so I called a buddy to come and let me jump my battery off of his car. The cars were nose to nose hoods up, and I was ... more
Holy crap! Man oh man that's scary bad! I would have passed out on the spot.
02/04/2014
Contributor: Feisty Feisty
I tend to walk into things a lot, and end up with bruises that I am not sure how I got in the first place.
02/04/2014
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
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Originally posted by Feisty
I tend to walk into things a lot, and end up with bruises that I am not sure how I got in the first place.
I do that a lot as well! Especially at work.
02/04/2014
Contributor: SawD SawD
Last week at work. I was mucking the stalls. Slipped and fell. My leg got caught under a grate and dislocated my knee. Hit my head on the wall. This all scared the cow, she jumped and kicked me in the head. Needless to say, still feeling it this week. Little extra that sucks, I got a kidney infection, aunt flo visiting, and the norovirus. Is this week over yet?
02/05/2014
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
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Originally posted by SawD
Last week at work. I was mucking the stalls. Slipped and fell. My leg got caught under a grate and dislocated my knee. Hit my head on the wall. This all scared the cow, she jumped and kicked me in the head. Needless to say, still feeling it this ... more
omg! You are having a terrible week/two weeks. I'm so sorry. Did you have to go to the doctor or did you just take some OTC pain killers for all the work-related stuff?
02/05/2014
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
(Review Program Mentor)
I've always said I was fairly accident prone, but after reading some of these tales, maybe I'm not so bad. Thanks for the vote of confidence guys!

Sorry so many of you are having an icky time lately...I'll cross my fingers for no more Eden injuries this week!
02/05/2014
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
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Originally posted by charmedtomeetyou
I've always said I was fairly accident prone, but after reading some of these tales, maybe I'm not so bad. Thanks for the vote of confidence guys!

Sorry so many of you are having an icky time lately...I'll cross my fingers for no ... more
hahaha, well glad we could make you feel better about yourself in a way
02/06/2014
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
(Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by wrecklesswords
hahaha, well glad we could make you feel better about yourself in a way
I know, right? I trip over my own feet more than I like to admit, but I rarely slice parts of myself open and gush blood all over.
02/06/2014
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
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Originally posted by charmedtomeetyou
I know, right? I trip over my own feet more than I like to admit, but I rarely slice parts of myself open and gush blood all over.
I didn't gush blood all over, I soaked it up with a golf towel...
02/06/2014
Contributor: SawD SawD
No sadly. I need to find a new doctor. Mine just got diagnosed with a brain tumor. Ya this past couple weeks have sucked... Eh I am 10 pounds lighter though
02/07/2014
Contributor: raggedyanndy raggedyanndy
I've got cat scratches on my hands and wrists all the time. My roommate keeps their nails clipped mostly, but sometimes it's still pretty sharp! I've also slipped on the ice a couple of times this winter. Actually, I think I've slipped and fallen more walking inside on slick floors than outside! I've managed it pretty gracefully at least. I tend to sort of take one step and then just keep on sliding down until I'm kneeling - but my knees are really sore the next day!
02/07/2014
Contributor: raggedyanndy raggedyanndy
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Originally posted by RonLee
I didn't gush blood all over, I soaked it up with a golf towel...
Good use of resources at hand!!
02/07/2014
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by wrecklesswords
I'm sure everyone's done it. Whether it be clumsiness or just a weird accident. Like pinching yourself hard on something, dropping a heavy box on your foot, or even poking yourself in the eye.

What have you done recently to ... more
I put a large water bottle in freezer. Had entered a RB tournament and was going to practice with my partner. Opened the door and it slid out breaking my big toe. My partner was bummed when he found out. He made semis with a replacement. We think we would have taken 1st had I played with him.
02/07/2014
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I put a large water bottle in freezer. Had entered a RB tournament and was going to practice with my partner. Opened the door and it slid out breaking my big toe. My partner was bummed when he found out. He made semis with a replacement. We think we ... more
Ow!! Man, I've dropped iced bottles of water on my feet, too. Never broken anything, though.
02/07/2014