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Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Alien themed porno, in Polish:

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It just doesn't get any better than this, folks. Ever.
11/01/2010
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Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Oh. Snap.
11/01/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
Oh. Snap.
That's... gonna keep me up late...
11/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
That's... gonna keep me up late...
Sorry! I laughed so hard at it that I think I pulled a muscle. (I mean, I laughed at the vid. Not the psychological torture I inflicted upon you with it.)
11/01/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Hilarious!
11/01/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
I don't know what's going on but I can't look away...
11/01/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
I don't know what's going on but I can't look away...
Yeah, that's how I felt.
11/01/2010
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
...oh.. my god... amazing. hahahaha
11/01/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Oh, wow...lmao
11/01/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I sent this to my sister at work.
Hey, she said it woke her up. XD
11/01/2010
Contributor: SomewhatSomewhere SomewhatSomewhere
Haha, wtf?? Who comes up with this???
11/01/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
That is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
11/01/2010
Contributor: leela leela
haha, this looks like some quality porn right here. I especially like how they pronounce U.F.O. as one word, ooofoporno!
11/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I saw an UFO porno on Cinemax once!
11/02/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
I hate admitting that I actually sat through the entire 3 minutes.
11/02/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
LMAO!
11/02/2010
Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
Oh. My.

ROTF...LMAO....

wow...thanks for posting this! So NOT what I expected...
11/02/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Gahahaha oh my lord. Thank you.
Brings me back to the good old days where skinemax used to replay this one softcore porn about sexy topless space aliens that came down to earth to fuck as many men as possible in order to bring back a gallon of sperm to their completely lesbian planet... good shit.
11/02/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Trashley
Gahahaha oh my lord. Thank you.
Brings me back to the good old days where skinemax used to replay this one softcore porn about sexy topless space aliens that came down to earth to fuck as many men as possible in order to bring back a gallon of ... more
I SAZS THAT! My grand father (who is 80) lives in the house in front of mine, I sneaked down there and through the window I turned it to that show! he had company! Hahahahahahaha
11/02/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
I just spammed a few walls on FB with this baby. In response one of my friends made a status stating that he "has had his mind ruined, destroyed, wrecked, soiled, violated, twisted, mangled, shredded, perverted, warped and tortured by [moi] and her evil ways."

Hahahaha thank you so much for this link!!
12/14/2010
Contributor: RubenesqueAna RubenesqueAna
Bahahahahahaha. That was muy fantastico. I finished it a good ten minutes ago and am still laughing. It might be because it's 2:30am, but I am highly amused regardless. THANK YOU.
12/14/2010
Contributor: Lady Neshamah Lady Neshamah
oh my gods!!!! to funny
12/14/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by RubenesqueAna
Bahahahahahaha. That was muy fantastico. I finished it a good ten minutes ago and am still laughing. It might be because it's 2:30am, but I am highly amused regardless. THANK YOU.
No, it's fine. It's fucking absurd. I watched it a few time and couldn't stop laughing. It made me feel better about my finals. Lol
12/14/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Just one question... where can I buy this. I could watch that for hours with a big bowl of popcorn.
12/14/2010
Contributor: meganthomas meganthomas
Why did I watch all three minutes of this? Why?
12/14/2010