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Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Are there any words related to sex that you just don't like? Not in an offensive way, just words that kind of squick you out or turn you off? I personally do not like the word 'moist'. It makes me think of damp mildewy things, not a warm wet vagina.

What are yours?
01/09/2011
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Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
Every now and then my bf refers to his penis as a "pork sword" and I HATE it. As a visual thinker it just skeeves me out. Or anything said in baby talk. *Gag*
01/09/2011
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Fanfiction has some real gems, when it comes to wildly popular yet annoying phrases, like "weeping cock," "hybred buttocks" (I don't know either), "occult copulation" (again, I'm baffled), and a wide assortment of biologically improbable phrases like "gently separated her clitorises" and "wrapped his fist around his prostate" that just make one fear for the future of humanity.

(Why yes, I do keep a list, why do you ask?)
01/09/2011
Contributor: RubenesqueAna RubenesqueAna
I hate hate hate the word "pussy." It just seems so fake and... gross. I much prefer "cunt," to be honest, which I know isn't how most girls feel.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
I hate the words dick and twat. I used to hate the word cunt, but I've become desensitized to it and don't mind it really amymore.
01/09/2011
Contributor: RubenesqueAna RubenesqueAna
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Originally posted by Alicia
I hate the words dick and twat. I used to hate the word cunt, but I've become desensitized to it and don't mind it really amymore.
Heh, I really kind of like the word "cunt."
01/09/2011
Contributor: clp clp
SPUNK!

I told my Brit boyfriend about how I thought it was SO funny/gross to watch porn that used this. He picked up the habit, just for me, and I giggle and give him gross faces when he says it.
Nothing ruins a moment for me quite like spunking.

He chimes in with his contribution: arse. He says everyone there uses it and had to pick up an American to get away.

Haha, my best friend hates the word moist, too. I remember when I heard a cake commercial that used the tagline 'Moistier than moist!'; I had to tell her and hear her gag. Not sexual, but another friend also hates 'chunky' and 'nugget'. The best is when we can find the two together.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I don't like cunt, twat.. moist is another one of mine

penis is one too

My boyfriend hates cock, vajajay, twat, cunt.

I dislike all of those, except cock lol
01/09/2011
Contributor: deletedacct deletedacct
Correct anatomical terms are a definite turn off & cheesy overused names like "dick, pork sword, twat, " & "moist"- makes me think of baking.
01/09/2011
Contributor: leela leela
"Slit" and "hole." I'm sure there are more I really hate, but those spring to mind because I got sick of reading them in erotica.

A while ago, there was a list going around on the internet that was of all the words for female genitalia. There were probably over a hundred on there, most of them not complimentary. By contrast, there's hardly any for male parts. Meh.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
I can't stand the word cunt or twat. Every now and then my boyfriend's roommate will say it and I just cringe. Pork sword just makes me giggle.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
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Originally posted by Beaners
I can't stand the word cunt or twat. Every now and then my boyfriend's roommate will say it and I just cringe. Pork sword just makes me giggle.
I really don't like the word twat either!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
We don't use the anatomical terms in the moment we use cock/pussy otherwise saying penis/vagina sort of kills it for us.
01/10/2011
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
Since "occult" can mean hidden, I think that "occult copulation" must be having sex in such a way that your roommate/people next door/parents/whatever don't find out about it.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
The only words that wierd me out are jizzum or jizz.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
Fanfiction has some real gems, when it comes to wildly popular yet annoying phrases, like "weeping cock," "hybred buttocks" (I don't know either), "occult copulation" (again, I'm baffled), and a wide assortment ... more
Those are hilarious. I don't even know what to say. I laughed out loud. XD
01/10/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Twat isn't a word I have heard anyone over here say.
I'm pretty easy going. But pork sword might be pushing it. Although it's funny.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Not really sexual but if I ever heard a guy refer to his arms as "guns" I would stop having sex with him to laugh about it. I would probably end up getting a drink or a snack before I came back too. Anything like that really. Just random word association for me. If a guy called his dick a cannon, I would probably have an immediate flashback to every movie where a cannon blows a perfectly round hole through somebody.... This is why I am not big on screwing talkers.
01/10/2011
Contributor: KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
Fanfiction has some real gems, when it comes to wildly popular yet annoying phrases, like "weeping cock," "hybred buttocks" (I don't know either), "occult copulation" (again, I'm baffled), and a wide assortment ... more
Bwahahaha. I love fanfiction. Have you ever checked out whygodwhy.com? If not you should. It stores the gems of some of the worst fanfiction on the internet.

Words I hate: moist, taint, vajayay (FUCK YOU COSMO!),

There's actually many more words that I love, for instance, vagina and clitoris. They're almost beautiful really. The word penis doesn't bother me. I'm only too happy to use the textbook terms. They have names for a reason. I don't understand why some people hate using the real words and insist upon using euphemisms. A penis is a penis, a clitoris is a clitoris/clit, and a vagina is a vagina, why does saying that freak people out. I fucking love my vagina and clit. I love talking about vaginas too. A girlfriend and I actually had an in depth conversation with our virgin male friend last night prepping him on how to please a woman. I was only too glad to help. I'm going to be proud of that boy when he becomes a man. He's an INFP and he's sure to make some woman incredibly happy one day.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Redboxbaby
The only words that wierd me out are jizzum or jizz.
Jizzum does sound weird
01/10/2011
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
Fanfiction has some real gems, when it comes to wildly popular yet annoying phrases, like "weeping cock," "hybred buttocks" (I don't know either), "occult copulation" (again, I'm baffled), and a wide assortment ... more
OK - where on Earth did you come across the phrase "wrapped his fist around his prostate?"
01/10/2011
Contributor: moonch1ld moonch1ld
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Originally posted by liilii080
Every now and then my bf refers to his penis as a "pork sword" and I HATE it. As a visual thinker it just skeeves me out. Or anything said in baby talk. *Gag*
Haha. I've never heard that before. Might have to try it out now.
01/10/2011
Contributor: lcl169 lcl169
ugh yea pork sword really doesn't do it for me...

i have to say, there are quite a few words that IN THE MOMENT i prefer not to use or hear, including some of those mentioned above: twat, slit, hole, cunt, vajayjay, among others. when talking about sex or anatomy, none of these words particularly bother me... although i personally find vajayjay kind of diminutive and childish (aka turn off!)
01/15/2012