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Contributor: spiced spiced
Are there things in your life which you feel simply wouldn't exist in a truly sane, sensible world? I'm NOT talking about things like Pauly Shore movies (just kidding, Pauly - really!), or mullets...

To give you an example: defrosting a "frost-free" refrigerator. In a world that actually made sense, that would never take place.

How about you?
03/07/2013
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Contributor: spiced spiced
OK, here's another (which I did today): removing rust from "stainless" steel.
03/09/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Having to warm up ready to eat food lol
03/09/2013
Contributor: ~BabyCakes~ ~BabyCakes~
Scrubbing a self-cleaning oven. Oy!
03/09/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Being an adult, but unable to open child-proof caps.
03/10/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
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Originally posted by ~BabyCakes~
Scrubbing a self-cleaning oven. Oy!
I was going to say the same thing. This drives me insane!
03/10/2013
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
I once found instructions in a pedometer that it wouldn't work properly in a moving vehicle. Really? *sigh*
03/10/2013
Contributor: Talena Talena
A warning tag on a curling iron that states: "for external use only". I mean really where else would you wanna stick that?
03/10/2013
Contributor: peachmarie peachmarie
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Originally posted by Talena
A warning tag on a curling iron that states: "for external use only". I mean really where else would you wanna stick that?
Let alone stick it when it's on? Lol, i can see maybe if you are in a pinch but at least take the time to make sure it's not plugged in and on.
03/10/2013
Contributor: Talena Talena
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Originally posted by peachmarie
Let alone stick it when it's on? Lol, i can see maybe if you are in a pinch but at least take the time to make sure it's not plugged in and on.
lmao
03/10/2013
Contributor: Robespierrethecat Robespierrethecat
"novelty" condoms
03/11/2013
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
Thankfully they discontinued that green ketchup.
03/11/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Being an adult, but unable to open child-proof caps.
This so much. Why does everything have to be geared towards households with children anyway? I was better at opening these bottles as a curious child with dexterous hands!
03/11/2013
Contributor: LexiKitten LexiKitten
Tags on the sides of shirts.
03/11/2013