Putting away the things that Master gave me during our courtship is really depressing. The hardest part is that he's a sensitive soul and he meant everything he said, so he isn't being an asshole by letting me go due to his finances and health.

And it's a pain in the ass being a thirty-something in college - my friends either have kids, families, jobs, etc. and don't have time to hang out, and I feel too damn old to hang around with college kids who are technically young enough to be my kids.

This is whining at its finest:

I had the hardest time falling asleep last night and was so tired when I got up this morning that I forgot to put a mug under the coffee maker.

Moving this weekend. It's 3 am and I'm *still* packing. I wanna go to bed. D:

I hate waking up to the kids fighting and being loud early on a Saturday morning. It ruins my whole day.

Couldn't sleep last night because my injuries from work have been flaring up really bad lately. My knee gave out on me in Lowe's and I fell, taking out a lightbulb display. Broke most of it... But, they didn't make me pay (Thankfully!)

I somehow poisoned myself with liquid ant poison (Not fun!) a few days ago and still feel nasty.

I love this thread. I love having a place to post all the little things that irritate the FUCK out of me.

Namely today:

I have a friend who, every time she posts on FB, posts these "woe is me" posts. It's ALWAYS about how something's gone wrong, how put upon she has it, or a passive/aggressive post about the time her husband spends away from home.

Today she's bitching about not ever getting out of the house, but she chose to have 5 children, be a stay-at-home mom, and homeschool ALL FIVE KIDS. She chose those things. No one put a gun to her head and said, "Don't take birth control." or "You must be home all the time."

It's so irritating that she complains about the life she chose. Now, I know everyone needs to bitch about things. As is evident by my bitching here. BUT FFS, woman! If you don't like your life, change it!

Do I like that I have no career and very little college education? No. So you know what I'm doing? Going back to school. Not a huge fan of being out of shape (not so much the weight of it, but the physical limitation of not being active), so what am I doing? Swimming.

No one is going to hand you the life you want. You have to go out and get it!

Eurf, I feel all droopy and gloomy and I'm not entirely sure why. Going to try to do some jumping jacks or something so I have enough endorphins to make it through the day.

My Dom canceled our playdate so I had to furiously masturbate for two hours to get rid of my frustration.

....and then one of my cats threw up on the carpet in the living room.

I'm reallllly sick and totally in a daze from vicodin. And yet, my throat hurts like a mofo. I only got 3 hours of sleep because it hurt so much. Also I am missing an exam in 2 hours. And I have a lot of stuff to do and zero brains with which to do it.

Somebody stole the plates off my car!!

School says they'll take a look at my loans on Monday. I have classes on Tuesday. Ummm.... REALLY? You can't take a look at them today??? Classes effing start on Tuesday! I am taking FOUR classes this summer. I turned in my paperwork AS SOON AS I HAD IT. Not my fault it took you EIGHT DAYS to find the email I sent in with the documents. The email that you said would be the MOST EFFICIENT way to turn in my paperwork.

I can't even rent my books. I have to buy most of them. I don't have enough after tuition.

i need more sleep

I slammed my penis off the edge of my bathroom door last night while I was "Zombie Peeing"

I've got a massive headache/neckache/back ache and I can't wait for this semester to end. I'm just tired of school and I have a feeling I'm going to get burned out before long. I also seriously need to get laid. Seriously. I don't know how I could be more obvious but my partner just isn't getting it.

I burnt my fingers on some damn soup at work and NO ONE said a thing--not even my mom (ok, my husband did. but someone else could've said something.) I have cramps. I don't want to go to work tomorrow (I'll probably call in sick.) I wish the farmer's market tomorrow wasn't so damn early, I need my sleep! Ok, done.

eta: Also, I'm upset that I'm not ready to get pregnant because I really, really want to have a baby. It's not like it would be awful if I got pregnant but I'd rather finish school first and get better (I have chronic fatigue and depression) and get health coverage.

I wish my friend would treat me as the gender I actually am instead of what he thinks I LOOK LIKE.

My sickness is ruining my first free weekend in recent memory. I got 4.5 hours of sleep because of it. Actually it's not a free weekend, I only have like 12 things to do instead of the typical 30. *rolls eyes*

School pisses me off. I missed the deadline to take a standardized test and it's going to screw with my plans for next year.

I'd hate to whine about something so trivial, but I'm very disappointed that EF discontinued the Pinpoint Water Missile Massager just when I was about to get it. It was going to be my Sonic Screwdriver for a femme Doctor Who cosplay costume.

Perhaps I should try the Classifieds when I get a gift card to trade ...

I had a panic attack last night because my guy's family decided to drag me to church and it was packed. Like, over 300 people and screaming children in one tiny room kind of packed. I feel wiped out today because of it.

I need to make some money so I can eat something other than hotdogs this month. I'm getting to hate hotdogs!

I'm still on a 24 hour shift and my 12 month lease only actually covers 11 months. Whiiiiiiiine.

Haven't slept for a week. Utterly exhausted.