Tell ya mine if ya tell me yours! We all have toys and I was wondering about your most embarrassing toy story.

My daughter gave me a wooden foot roller for Christmas and was wondering why she never saw me use it, I asked her to go get it out of the top drawer in the bathroom and she came out with my vibrator. She said I must have bought a better foot roller after I tried the one she got me...Yep. Sure. I was horrible and let her think that.