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Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
I've been watching pirate movies all day, so I decided to pull up a pirate name generator and have some fun. Type in your full name (don't worry - your pirate name does not reveal anything about your real name).

My pirate name is Liza "Ivory Bones" Jinx.
"The Cutlass of Molasses Inlet!"
This pirate be sharp of wit and sharper with sword!

Tell me - when yer plunderin' the seven seas, what do ye call yerself, matey?
03/29/2013
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Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Polly "Scallywag" Prout
"The Ghost of Monster Archipelago!"

This pirate be haunting a dead man's chest from beyond the grave!
03/29/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Esme "Barnacle" Jewell

"The Shame of Black Magic Sea!"

This pirate be known for running off with the treasure behind the rest of the crew's back!

(Not even an honorable one! Damn, I better make sure I don't get caught.)
03/29/2013
Contributor: AliMc AliMc
Sally "Mango Mad" Pepper

"The Scourge of Red Rum Peninsula!"

This pirate be wreaking havoc wherever they go!
03/29/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Esme "Barnacle" Jewell

"The Shame of Black Magic Sea!"

This pirate be known for running off with the treasure behind the rest of the crew's back!

(Not even an honorable one! Damn, I better make sure I don't get caught.)
If you steal my treasure, wench, so help me...

There will be catfights that put the Pirates movie to shame.
03/29/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
I've been watching pirate movies all day, so I decided to pull up a pirate name generator and have some fun. Type in your full name (don't worry - your pirate name does not reveal anything about your real name).

My pirate name is Liza ... more
With my real name:
My pirate name is
Liz "Pretty One" Horn
"The Madness of Bloodsucker Peninsula!"
This pirate be
madder than a sailor on sea water!

With my screen name:
My pirate name is
Helen "Coconut Crazy" Penwith
"The Hate of Coconut Haven!"
This pirate be
a fierce and unpredictable sort on the look out for revenge!
03/30/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
Esme "Salty Dog" Gummo
"The Scurvy Dog of Lobster Shore!"
This pirate be needing a few limes with their rum!
03/30/2013
Contributor: hillys hillys
Liz "Both Barrels" Lugg
"The Raider of Haunted Atoll!"
This pirate be
fierce and fast and ruthless as they come!
03/30/2013
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
I've been watching pirate movies all day, so I decided to pull up a pirate name generator and have some fun. Type in your full name (don't worry - your pirate name does not reveal anything about your real name).

My pirate name is Liza ... more
My pirate name is Jacob "One-Eyed" Goff "The Knave of Mudskipper Harbour!" This pirate be a jolly japester prone to the yo-ho-ho-ing, especially after a bottle of rum!
03/30/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
My pirate name is: Carrie "Handsome Sailor" Gribble
"The Rage of Booty Isle!"
This pirate be hot of temper and wild of eye!
03/30/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
These name generating things are always entertaining. =)
According to this, I'm:

Carrie "Coconut Crazy" Drake
"The Ghost of Parrot Peninsula!"
This pirate be haunting a dead man's chest from beyond the grave!


...apparently, I'm dead, and it sounds like I'm groping random male corpses.
03/30/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
With my real name:
My pirate name is
Liz "Pretty One" Horn
"The Madness of Bloodsucker Peninsula!"
This pirate be
madder than a sailor on sea water!

With my screen name:
My pirate name is
Helen ... more
Oh, gosh, when I put in my screen name, I get the following result:

My pirate name is Joy "Throat Slasher" Veal
"The Fury of Locker Cove!"
This pirate be the angriest pirate of all the seven seas!

Not only am I a throat slasher, but I am named after a love of baby cow meat.
03/30/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Johnny "Scallywag" Kneebone
03/30/2013
Contributor: Sera26 Sera26
This is so fun. Thanks!

Sal "Gull Basher" Clegg
"The Keelhauler of Black Rock Sea!"
This pirate be the terror of the high seas, woe betide them that stand in the way!
03/30/2013
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
I've been watching pirate movies all day, so I decided to pull up a pirate name generator and have some fun. Type in your full name (don't worry - your pirate name does not reveal anything about your real name).

My pirate name is Liza ... more
Vick "Captain Of Rats" Consumptive. Whaaaaat?
03/30/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
My pirate name is:

Polly "Tall Tide" Consumptive
"The Serpent of Red Rum Reef!"
This pirate be sly as a sea serpent and twice as slippery!
03/30/2013
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
Miranda "Griffin Beak" Plank
"The Wencher of Dead Man's River!"
This pirate be
collaborating with a few mer-people behind the crew's back!
03/31/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ViVix
Vick "Captain Of Rats" Consumptive. Whaaaaat?
Perhaps you are secretly the Pied Piper?
04/01/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
My pirate name is Patrick "Pieces Of Eight" Ripper "The Scurvy Dog of Wench Sound!" This pirate be needing a few limes with their rum!
04/01/2013
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
My pirate name is
Wylie "Jolly Roger" Scoby
"The Terror of Crocodile Archipelago!"
This pirate be frightening away all the natives. And all the other pirates!
04/01/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by kdlt
My pirate name is
Wylie "Jolly Roger" Scoby
"The Terror of Crocodile Archipelago!"
This pirate be frightening away all the natives. And all the other pirates!
You're a terror in a place where Crocodiles live. That's pretty impressive.
04/03/2013
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Gail "One-Eyed" Merrick

"The Disgrace of Crocodile Atoll!"

This pirate be a lily-livered dog who refused to walk the plank and pushed the captain overboard instead!
04/03/2013
Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Sally "Commodore Chops" Keys
"The Knave of Jolly Roger Creek!"
This pirate be a jolly japester prone to the yo-ho-ho-ing, especially after a bottle of rum!
04/03/2013