Someone at work said "Penny for your thoughts" to me today. I said "maybe for $1000". So...what are YOUR thoughts worth??

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
How much would YOU charge to let someone take a peek inside YOUR "thoughts"???
07/11/2012
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
An offer of a full-time staff writer position at the BBC with pay and benefits so they would stop stealing my ideas with their brain-raping machine.
07/11/2012
Contributor: wdanas wdanas
At this point, I'd be a cheap date and give it up for a good brownie sundae. The expression on the "peeker's" face would be worth it.
07/11/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
They're free and given out whether the people want to hear them or not.
07/11/2012