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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
With the release of the final Harry Potter movie looming, nobody should really be surprised that there's a slew of unofficial merchandise out there. It happens with every big movie like this. Twilight is just one example. Some of these things are actually kind of neat in a totally random artsy way, but some of them really made me go "wtf?"

Check out for yourself "the most WTF unofficial Harry Potter Merchandise"! This is obviously not all that's out there, and since I think all of these came from Etsy, I'd be willing to bet you could find more there too.
07/07/2011
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Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Jul!a
With the release of the final Harry Potter movie looming, nobody should really be surprised that there's a slew of unofficial merchandise out there. It happens with every big movie like this. Twilight is just one example. Some of these things ... more
I have a friend who's a bigger HP geek than I am who would buy most of that stuff
07/07/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Seeing all that stuff from Etsy got me back over there and ogling this bag that I've wanted to buy forever. I just haven't had the money at the same time that I remember about the bag. Maybe as a Christmas present to myself this year..
07/07/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Those are definitely some WTF items. I do like the My Little Ponies as a Death Eater and Dementer. I had My Little Ponies when I was a wee lass.
07/07/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by gone77
Those are definitely some WTF items. I do like the My Little Ponies as a Death Eater and Dementer. I had My Little Ponies when I was a wee lass.
I have one now. It was a joke gift from a friend a few Christmases ago who asked what I wanted in that almost patronizing mall Santa kind of way, so in the same tone back I said "I want a pink pony" and then for Christmas that year, he handed me this wrapped box and said "Here you go, you have a pony. The words 'my' 'pretty' and 'little' may or may not be involved though..."

I cracked up, lol
07/07/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
the dog hat kicks ass. everything else is a little weird for my tastes. god bless etsy lol
07/07/2011
Contributor: Acorn Acorn
My wife would LOVE that last one haha.
07/08/2011
Contributor: Dusk Dusk
I would absolutely love to have those cute little plushies or the Draco fanart in my possession
07/08/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
What is up with the "Snape and Hermione" print? Is that a thing, like in fanfiction or something? Weird.
07/08/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
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Originally posted by Dusk
I would absolutely love to have those cute little plushies or the Draco fanart in my possession
I'd love the plushies too!

But some of those are so creepy...
07/08/2011
Contributor: Dusk Dusk
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Originally posted by Maeby
What is up with the "Snape and Hermione" print? Is that a thing, like in fanfiction or something? Weird.
Yeah, it is quite often a thing.
07/09/2011
Contributor: kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Seeing all that stuff from Etsy got me back over there and ogling this bag that I've wanted to buy forever. I just haven't had the money at the same time that I remember about the bag. Maybe as a Christmas present to myself this year..
what bag can I see?
07/09/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
That sort of irritates me. That art piece was extremely good and well-done, why were they making fun of it and calling it creepy?
07/09/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
what bag can I see?
This is the one that was saved in my favorites - link

She still makes the bag and sells out of them fairly quickly.
07/11/2011
Contributor: cryinglightning86 cryinglightning86
I kind of liked all of these. I at least smiled at most of them. I love the paintings and wouldn't mind owning them. And the garters? Sure, why not. Might as well let my future spouse know what s/he's getting into.
07/06/2012
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Man some of these things should be on regretsy.
07/06/2012
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
Most of that stuff didn't seem very weird. I think those people are way sheltered if they find the Draco painting disturbing! XD

Well, the mounted elf head is, but not when considered as a prop thing. Then it's on par with the replica mandrake and the tom riddle diary.
07/06/2012
Contributor: pirkit pirkit
That's not too strange. I've seen a lot weirder.
07/06/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I wonder if I'll see this at the HP con I'm going to next week?
07/06/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
That's fantastic, though I've seen sketchier merchandise
07/07/2012