Sneezing.

Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
I have family members who do like, 10+ little sneezes at once, and a few like me who do one to two (more if we're really stuffed up) at once. How do you sneeze? (I hate sneezing. it's terrible*
01/07/2012
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Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Almost always once. If it's really bad, maybe 1 sneeze, then a few seconds later another. But each single sneeze is incredibly powerful and loud. Usually scares the crap out of everyone and my fiancee she sneezes mildy but 3-10 times in a row.
01/07/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
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Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Almost always once. If it's really bad, maybe 1 sneeze, then a few seconds later another. But each single sneeze is incredibly powerful and loud. Usually scares the crap out of everyone and my fiancee she sneezes mildy but 3-10 times in a row.
That's exactly how I do it too.. Cept' People usually know it's coming because of the funny faces i make.. haha.
01/07/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
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Originally posted by TheSlyFox
That's exactly how I do it too.. Cept' People usually know it's coming because of the funny faces i make.. haha.
Those are the best, sometimes my eyes will get all squinty, or they will twitch slightly, then kaboooooom! I really hate it when for 5-10minutes I have that over powering feeling of a sneeze coming on, then nothing happens!
01/07/2012
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I sneeze once or twice usually, and it's rare. I only do it if I get something caught in my nose (like animal fur.. which is common with me) or if I'm stuffed up.
01/07/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
i usually have one big sneeze, but my grandmother and now my mom have sneezing fits.
01/07/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
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Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Those are the best, sometimes my eyes will get all squinty, or they will twitch slightly, then kaboooooom! I really hate it when for 5-10minutes I have that over powering feeling of a sneeze coming on, then nothing happens!
Yeah, it drives me nuts.. It's even worse when I'm on the brink of a biiig sneeze and my partner pokes my nose and i can't sneeze -_-
01/07/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
I sneeze a couple of times, and not usually very big ones. But some members of my family are so very loud, when they sneeze.
01/07/2012
Contributor: slynch slynch
I just have 1 giant sneeze. It startles people.
01/07/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
I have about 2-3 in a row. I have been told they are loud. I don't think so at all.
01/07/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I usually have 1-3 small to medium-sized sneezes, though sometimes I'll have one huge one (those really hurt). I'll also occasionally hold my breath for the smaller ones, so that they end up looking like a violent hiccup (I got in the habit of doing this in school so that I wouldn't make noise during tests). My dad sometimes does a bunch of big sneezes (between 7 and 15!) in a row.
01/07/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
If I sneeze, it is one mild one. I have had the big ones, but they are very rare.
01/07/2012
Contributor: In Between Soliloquies In Between Soliloquies
A friend said I sneeze in threes. I hate to admit she's right, but I think I actually do! My sneezes sound like a squeaky mouse just exploded on a xylophone (very high-pitched and silly sounding). On some occasions, like when I have sawdust deep down in my soul, I'll let out a chest-shattering sneeze reminiscent of the North American lumberjack mating call.

...in a matter of speaking!
01/07/2012
Contributor: karay123 karay123
I usually sneeze two or three times. But I love sneezing.
01/07/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by In Between Soliloquies
A friend said I sneeze in threes. I hate to admit she's right, but I think I actually do! My sneezes sound like a squeaky mouse just exploded on a xylophone (very high-pitched and silly sounding). On some occasions, like when I have sawdust deep ... more
Me: Huh-chuh! (my most common sneeze noise)
Voice in the Distance: Oooohhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm o~kay...
01/07/2012
Contributor: In Between Soliloquies In Between Soliloquies
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Me: Huh-chuh! (my most common sneeze noise)
Voice in the Distance: Oooohhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm o~kay...
!!
01/08/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Usally 1 to 3 sneezes.
01/08/2012
Contributor: idunshire idunshire
I usually only sneeze once or twice. My boss says she always sneezes in sets of three, though.

My dad is one of those big, burly men that hold his sneezes in and sound like a little girl..
01/08/2012