Semen-filled candy - would you buy it?

Contributor: panda555 panda555
That is the most brutal thing i have ever heard of being in a sex shop ...........GROSS!!!... .....
05/05/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
It can't be legal. Stores can't sell ANY bodily fluid or tissue. You can get arrested for selling human milk. This can't be legal in any way.

Not to mention, I can't imagine how they would even preserve it. Semen is made up of protein and sugars and serum and... spoils very quickly leaving an unmistakable vile odor of rot. I can't imagine.....
05/05/2012
Contributor: clix69 clix69
pre-semoned filled candies......mmmmmmmmm mmm sounds.......gross? I think that would ruin candy for me in general. I really hope those weren't out on the market unless you could do-it-yourself type of deal lol I'd feel sorry for the person who did it. XD
05/05/2012
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
No way!!!
05/05/2012
Contributor: Voir Voir
NOOOOOOO
if it was maybe filled with semen from my lover/partner etc. the okay that's one thing but...
random ppl semen?
hell no B|
05/05/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
yuck!!! ewwwwwww
05/05/2012
Contributor: Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
Ew no.I want to know who's cum it is I'm eating.
05/05/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Where did you hear this, exactly? The only time I've ever heard of such a thing was from the webtoon Neurotically Yours. Somehow I doubt that semen-filled candies are real. And even if they were, I'm pretty sure that any store trying to sell them would get shut down faster than your could say, "Cumshot."

And just for the record, I would never consider eating something like that. Old semen from someone I don't even know? Fuck that.
05/05/2012
Contributor: lacybutton lacybutton
That sounds disgusting.
05/05/2012
Contributor: pootpootpoot pootpootpoot
Just thinking about that made my stomach turn! I'm sure it was just imitation semen of some sort. Even so, there's no way I would ever purchase that for myself.
05/05/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by pootpootpoot
Just thinking about that made my stomach turn! I'm sure it was just imitation semen of some sort. Even so, there's no way I would ever purchase that for myself.
Imitation semen makes a little more sense. Still not something I'd go out of my way to get, but if it was fake I might at least give it a taste.
05/05/2012
Contributor: vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
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Originally posted by Peggi
If it were a kit or something where I could use my partner's and put it IN the candy, sure.

But some stranger's cum? No thank you!
I second this completely!
05/05/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I don't know if anyone's talked about this or if this goes here but,

i heard of semen-filled chocolate that you can buy at sex shops.
Would you buy this?
yes lol
05/05/2012
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
Quote:
Originally posted by Peggi
If it were a kit or something where I could use my partner's and put it IN the candy, sure.

But some stranger's cum? No thank you!
Agree 100% I wouldn't want to eat some stranger's. That's just gross.
05/05/2012
Contributor: Dreaus Dreaus
I can't see that being legal
05/05/2012
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Seems like an urban legend.
05/05/2012
Contributor: powerandintent powerandintent
Not a chance.
05/05/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Freaking nasty.
05/06/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
0_0 That sounds like the sort of thing they would do on fear factor with animal parts.

I doubt it's real but if it is it's certainly never going anywhere near me.
I'm not sure I'd even eat chocolate with my boyfriend's cum in it let alone some random guy.
05/06/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
If I buy it, do I have to be the one to eat it??? Couldn't I buy it as a....gift...for someone who dearly deserves it????

Joking!! Hell F@#ing NO!!!!!
05/06/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I don't know if anyone's talked about this or if this goes here but,

i heard of semen-filled chocolate that you can buy at sex shops.
Would you buy this?
TOO FUNNY...of course I would NEVER, EVER buy such a thing "prefilled" with ANY body fluid from a stranger. YUK. Insane.

However, I make candy...and once called my hubby over, gave him a blow job (he had NO CLUE of my plan)...and as he was about to cum, I aimed him into a few open "chocolate cups" I had ready.

I put a chocolate cover over them and after dinner, as he was watching, got out my special candy and licked, sucked and savored them in front of him (they IMMEDIATELY went into the freezer, lest they go "bad" and smell/taste rotted, which sperm can do FAST).

He was SO rock hard, he "lasted" all evening. It was cheap/easy fun!!!!

YUMMY.

Everything goes good with a fine dark chocolate, eh?
05/06/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
It can't be legal. Stores can't sell ANY bodily fluid or tissue. You can get arrested for selling human milk. This can't be legal in any way.

Not to mention, I can't imagine how they would even preserve it. Semen is made up of ... more
Actually, P'Gell, there is now a store selling ICE CREAM made from human milk. It IS (strangely) legal...so long as the milk is "pasteurized".

link
05/06/2012
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
Definitely not. Even if it was legal (which it most likely is not), and sanitary (ie. through pastuerization or something) that just seems icky.
05/06/2012
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Why would I want to eat a random strangers cum in a chocolate? lol. Not happening..
05/06/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Actually, P'Gell, there is now a store selling ICE CREAM made from human milk. It IS (strangely) legal...so long as the milk is "pasteurized".

link
That stuff is only sold in England. Selling human milk in ANY form is still illegal in the USA.

I do know my lactation stuff.
05/06/2012
Contributor: Teaser Teaser
Are you Efin kidding me? NO!!!!
05/06/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I did want to say, Only the Human Milk Banking Association of North America and a few of the hospital run milk banks can distribute human milk, the donors CANNOT be paid and the only costs are for shipping, storing and pasteurization. It costs starting at $2.00 American an ounce and goes up, pre term milk being more expensive.

In the USA, you need a doctor's prescription to buy human milk from a legal distributor.

The HMBANA (which is a not for profit organization) can't even get enough donors to help all the sick babies who can't get human milk, I think it's rather ridiculous to take this precious resource and make it into food for adults (not to mention paying the donors, who only do it for the good of others for HMBANA in the USA and Canada) when so many babies are suffering for the lack of it.
05/06/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Oh sure, I post meaningful and well thought out posts and you guys go nuts over semen-filled candy? I feel so unloved.

Just kidding.

Anyway, this is totally illegal and not a real item. Just sayin'.
05/06/2012
Contributor: 12345678 12345678
Do you mean like a novelty candy? Like fake cum? I don't see how selling semen would be legal.
05/06/2012
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
I don't know if anyone's talked about this or if this goes here but,

i heard of semen-filled chocolate that you can buy at sex shops.
Would you buy this?
NO.
05/06/2012