I could go on and on with this, but I think it would become a chore to read instead of fun, so enjoy, I will post more if you want me to, please leave a comment... there are 1000's of superheros I did not cover and there are plenty more funny ones out there I'm sure...
The Flash (Super Speed) – I fucked the Flash.. Oh yeah, how long did it last - 10 seconds? That’s right sex is over and done in 5 seconds. To him it lasted a few hours. If you want to be famous for a speed record this is your man to do it with.
Rogue (Life Drain) – Well, you can’t have sex because you’ll almost kill who ever you touch. This is the worst super hero to date OF ALL TIME!!! I bet she has the largest dildo collection of any super hero. And I bet Xavier loves to tap into her wild dreams, you know, because he is telepathic and can do that shit..
Banshee (Loud Vocals) - Everyone would know you had an orgasm when you say AHHHHH!!!! to the whole world.
Spiderman (Webs) – BDSM expert. Readily available restraints at the flick of a wrist. Blind folds do not work for this fella, nope his spidy sense picked up all your movements already.
Wolverine (Healing) - He could screw anyone he wanted and rid the STD’s on his own over time. He is the stud of superheros with a screw anyone policy.
Multiple Man (Duplicates) - You could have an orgy with 50 people at the same time. Imagine what type of heaven that would be to orgasm 50 times all at once, don't forget that's with 50 different people too.
Mystique (Shape shift) - She can be anyone you want to fuck. TBH she is purple in natural form with yellow eyes and I think thats hotter than any human!! KINKY!! She just needs pointy ears, oh wait, she can have those too!! I MUST HAVE THIS AS A SUPER DATE!!!
Forge (Invention) - Can make the best sex toys of all time. Maybe he will invent a sex doll that is actually realistic with robotic arms and legs and can talk!
The Human Torch (Fire) – He is so fucking HOT! ….......... ouch!
Blade (Vampire) – He has got to go if he wants to kill the chick with vaginal fangs! If I was a chick vampire I would love to have a pair of vaginal fangs and eat cock often, very often. /wink
Cat woman (Tail) – Anyone who's got a tail is sexy, it's a nice flogger! and you can tell when she is really excited.. wag.. wag.. wiggle, wiggle...
Batman (Money) – Who doesn't want to have sex with the richest man. He has a “sex dungeon” too, or at least thats what I thought it was used for....It's not? There must be a secret door, because he has a few of those, so why not?
Superman (X-Ray vision) – Well to bad for him he sees through the clothes and straight through the boobs. He must like skeletons, thats a bit more kinky than I care to imagine. He does use X-ray vision quite often though... must be his thing..
The Thing (Bumpy Skin) – If you like textured dildos this guy has the best kind!
Hellboy (Big hand) – The king of fisting, only for the true professional fistees.
The hulk (Anger) – Don't mention his premature ejaculation or he will rip you in half!
Wonder Woman (Lasso of truth) – One lasso entanglement and your spitting out all deepest of secrets like how you cheated on wonder woman for hot sex.
Invisible woman (invisibility) – Is this the right hole, poke, OW THAT'S MY EAR!!! It would be easier if you didn't turn invisible, we have a dimmer switch for this reason...
Silver surfer (made of cosmic material) – if you want a shiny new sex toy the surfer can deliver he is made of cosmic material it must feel divine, I mean just look at that shine!! don't get to excited his crotch is just smooth..
The Flash (Super Speed) – I fucked the Flash.. Oh yeah, how long did it last - 10 seconds? That’s right sex is over and done in 5 seconds. To him it lasted a few hours. If you want to be famous for a speed record this is your man to do it with.
Rogue (Life Drain) – Well, you can’t have sex because you’ll almost kill who ever you touch. This is the worst super hero to date OF ALL TIME!!! I bet she has the largest dildo collection of any super hero. And I bet Xavier loves to tap into her wild dreams, you know, because he is telepathic and can do that shit..
Banshee (Loud Vocals) - Everyone would know you had an orgasm when you say AHHHHH!!!! to the whole world.
Spiderman (Webs) – BDSM expert. Readily available restraints at the flick of a wrist. Blind folds do not work for this fella, nope his spidy sense picked up all your movements already.
Wolverine (Healing) - He could screw anyone he wanted and rid the STD’s on his own over time. He is the stud of superheros with a screw anyone policy.
Multiple Man (Duplicates) - You could have an orgy with 50 people at the same time. Imagine what type of heaven that would be to orgasm 50 times all at once, don't forget that's with 50 different people too.
Mystique (Shape shift) - She can be anyone you want to fuck. TBH she is purple in natural form with yellow eyes and I think thats hotter than any human!! KINKY!! She just needs pointy ears, oh wait, she can have those too!! I MUST HAVE THIS AS A SUPER DATE!!!
Forge (Invention) - Can make the best sex toys of all time. Maybe he will invent a sex doll that is actually realistic with robotic arms and legs and can talk!
The Human Torch (Fire) – He is so fucking HOT! ….......... ouch!
Blade (Vampire) – He has got to go if he wants to kill the chick with vaginal fangs! If I was a chick vampire I would love to have a pair of vaginal fangs and eat cock often, very often. /wink
Cat woman (Tail) – Anyone who's got a tail is sexy, it's a nice flogger! and you can tell when she is really excited.. wag.. wag.. wiggle, wiggle...
Batman (Money) – Who doesn't want to have sex with the richest man. He has a “sex dungeon” too, or at least thats what I thought it was used for....It's not? There must be a secret door, because he has a few of those, so why not?
Superman (X-Ray vision) – Well to bad for him he sees through the clothes and straight through the boobs. He must like skeletons, thats a bit more kinky than I care to imagine. He does use X-ray vision quite often though... must be his thing..
The Thing (Bumpy Skin) – If you like textured dildos this guy has the best kind!
Hellboy (Big hand) – The king of fisting, only for the true professional fistees.
The hulk (Anger) – Don't mention his premature ejaculation or he will rip you in half!
Wonder Woman (Lasso of truth) – One lasso entanglement and your spitting out all deepest of secrets like how you cheated on wonder woman for hot sex.
Invisible woman (invisibility) – Is this the right hole, poke, OW THAT'S MY EAR!!! It would be easier if you didn't turn invisible, we have a dimmer switch for this reason...
Silver surfer (made of cosmic material) – if you want a shiny new sex toy the surfer can deliver he is made of cosmic material it must feel divine, I mean just look at that shine!! don't get to excited his crotch is just smooth..
