Secret - Enjoy (a joke)

Contributor: Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
Litle Ivan & litle Maria played first time "Doctors". Discovering she has no penis Ivan laughs at her, proud of his superiority. Offended badly, litle Maria runs crying to her Mammy and demands an explanation and cries and cries. Poor Mammy! She just cant console her. In the end she beams happilly-
"Please Honey, stop crying and I'll say You a big secret. Ivan will remain only with his own one forever, but You, Darling after growing up could've had as many penes as you want to! Even the Ivan's one."
08/07/2012
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