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Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
It's been a while since I've seen a general venting thread like this, so I thought I'd start one! Post your letters of complaint about anything that's bugging you, especially if it's something that you can't "officially" complain about somewhere.

I'll start!
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Dear weather:

You suck. I am tired of random temperature changes and copious amounts of rain. I need to drop the car off for my husband before I go to work this evening, and I would really rather not walk across to the mall in the pouring rain. Also, the tornado watch that we're under until 5:00 just isn't funny. Please deliver the sunshine I recently ordered as soon as possible, or I will be forced to take my business elsewhere.

Sincerely,
LD29
04/18/2013
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Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Dear Karma,
You fucking suck. I keep hearing how the check is in the mail, but it never gets here.

Sincerely,
Me.
04/18/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
I really hate having to move my business since my landlord lost his lease on the building. I have a new building, but am worried about making enough to afford the lease and power...and trying to vacate the old building is turning into a huge chore--no power, water and all those boxes!

I really wish I could be open with someone specific in my life. This person is so judgmental, hurtful and non-supportive I wonder sometimes why I bother. I guess it is for the good times and the things we have in common....

There are many more issues pent up inside--but too little time.
04/18/2013
Contributor: null null
Dear Lazy Professors,
I know it's 'super difficult' to use the canned curricula that have been made for the classes you teach. And it's 'nearly impossible' for you to slap pass or fail 'grades' on busy work without actually looking at it, sorry, I mean grade assignments. Would it be so hard for you to give us the huge assignments more than a few days in advance? I have to much busy work to do in just a week it's insane, and the whole semester I've had nearly no work.
Sincerely,
I Just Want To Graduate
04/18/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Dear body, stop being tired. You haven't done shit today!
04/18/2013
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
Dear Cheese,
Please stop being so delicious. I have pounds to lose!
04/18/2013
Contributor: funluvinmama funluvinmama
Dear time

Stop changing plans without consulting me first. I make plans to fit my schedule and you shift things so that it doesn't fit into my days.
I took 2 days off to go on a trip with my hubby for our anniversary and you make so he has to leave a day earlier so I cannot go with him.

signed,
seriously pissed off
04/19/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
Dear Internal Clock,

It is 3 am and you are completely messed up. I am wide awake. I have to be up in less than 4 hours and it's going to be a long, busy day. Please fix yourself before I lose my mind.

Sincerely,
Katie
04/19/2013
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
Dear body:

I'm sick and tired of this cough. Please stop it.

Sincerely,
LD29
04/19/2013
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Dear Pollen...

OMFG&$@#!*&!!! ASKJKLSDGIULBJ*@#$($%^ &~!!! You're a mo@#$%^&*! and I want you off my car now!

With love,

DJ
04/19/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Dear Pregnancy Appetite,

Stop waking me up at 5 AM. I'd really like some rest without having to get up and eat. Thank you.
04/20/2013