What would you put in a new breakfast cereal box as a gimmick?

Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
You are at your new job & have finally been given a plum assignment. You need to think of something to put in the boxes of a brand new cereal. Hoping to keep this job, you need to shine on this assignment! What do you choose?
04/10/2013
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Contributor: GONE! GONE!
A little plastic card with instructions on doing different cool life hacks, like getting elevators to go to your floor without stopping and drying clothes more efficiently.
04/10/2013
Contributor: peachmarie peachmarie
I don't know about cereal but i always like with video games how they give away promotional merchandise, be it a keychain, poster, pins, magnets, stickers, clothing. It's just fun if you like the brand/product to have something related to it.
04/10/2013
Contributor: rosythorn rosythorn
tattos! kids love tattos! or a small puzzle
04/10/2013
Contributor: Gary Gary
I think trading cards of something fun would be a good idea. Kids definitely collect cards, and if there was no other way to get the other cards (or maybe the special rare or chromium cards) but to buy more cereal. Some styles of cereal would obviously loan itself better to this idea than others. I am a huge fan of the general mills monsters cereals. I still buy them, and even as an adult I would get hooked on collecting Count Chocula or Booberry cards.
04/10/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Eden Bran Cereal (gotta keep regular for those butt plugs!), with code cards for points. lol
04/11/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by GONE!
A little plastic card with instructions on doing different cool life hacks, like getting elevators to go to your floor without stopping and drying clothes more efficiently.
This would be good for adult cereals. What an unusual idea & something I actually would find interesting enough to keep! Thanks for the great answer!
04/11/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Gary
I think trading cards of something fun would be a good idea. Kids definitely collect cards, and if there was no other way to get the other cards (or maybe the special rare or chromium cards) but to buy more cereal. Some styles of cereal would ... more
Trading cards are a sure fire hit, even with some adults, thanks!
04/11/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by TJtheMadHatter
Eden Bran Cereal (gotta keep regular for those butt plugs!), with code cards for points. lol
You are so damn funny, I can't stand it! This is genius!
04/11/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
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Originally posted by TJtheMadHatter
Eden Bran Cereal (gotta keep regular for those butt plugs!), with code cards for points. lol
I like this one!
04/11/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
A tiny puppy or kitten in every box.
04/11/2013
Contributor: TransMarc TransMarc
What about trading cards with life hacks on these? I have trouble explaining, but there are ways to make it interesting.
Or mini-craft kits. Or cards that you have to collect to make a story. Mini-books.
EDIT: the craft kits could be dangerous... what about small craft kits made of big parts?
04/11/2013
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by TJtheMadHatter
Eden Bran Cereal (gotta keep regular for those butt plugs!), with code cards for points. lol
"I love a big bowl of Dild-O's for breakfast!"

Plastic half bugs actually in the cereal. When they get found, it looks like part if it was accidentally eaten.
04/11/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
"I love a big bowl of Dild-O's for breakfast!"

Plastic half bugs actually in the cereal. When they get found, it looks like part if it was accidentally eaten.
You made my drink come out my nose!!! That will show me not to be drinking anything while reading a post of yours!

"Dild-O's" has got to be they best cereal name EVER!

I said TJtheMadHatter's idea was genius , but your's is evil genius!

You know who would LOVE a bowl with some half spider surprises? Kendra! Yes, it's true, I heard she has such a good sense of humor about spiders, this would be just the surprise for her!

Honestly, I think this idea would really appeal to kids. They could collect all the 'pieces' and have fun secreting them into people's food. Even a cereal with marshmallow, or whatever type of half bug shaped goodies, would appeal to kids! I think you have a winner here!

But, I can just see one of those fake commercials that Saturday Night Live does with your Dild-O's. You could be a comedic writer for shows like that, because some of the stuff you say is not only hilarious, it's unexpected!
04/11/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
"I love a big bowl of Dild-O's for breakfast!"

Plastic half bugs actually in the cereal. When they get found, it looks like part if it was accidentally eaten.
OMG Dild-O's. You win the award for best cereal name!
04/12/2013