Off the top of your head name a type of porn that doesn't exist yet.
Porn that doesn't exist yet
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I'm going with sex with baby chickens.
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CD case porn?
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
I'm going with sex with baby chickens.
06/25/2009
...and then this morning, I saw a website for the funniest Christian Rock groups and one of them had an album titled "Jesus Use Me" and I thought about jesus porn but then I realized that there are crucifix and baby jesus dildos and there went THAT idea.
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If my Shawn Cassidy album cover had been on a CD case I might have invented that kind of porn in the 70's.
Originally posted by
The Bloggess
CD case porn?
06/25/2009
Sex with vacuum cleaners?
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Nope. Omg. Adriana posted this yesterday. link
Originally posted by
Sammi
Sex with vacuum cleaners?
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I actually have this on my Oohlala wishlist .
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
Nope. Omg. Adriana posted this yesterday. link
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Yeah right, you know it was an Andy Gibb album...
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
If my Shawn Cassidy album cover had been on a CD case I might have invented that kind of porn in the 70's.
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There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
Originally posted by
Sammi
Sex with vacuum cleaners?
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Seems like it would be possibly worse than Picnic Table porn
Originally posted by
Gary
There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
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Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
Originally posted by
Gary
There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
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I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."
Originally posted by
Luscious Lily
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had ... more
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had ... more
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death." less
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death." less
Concrete????
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..Some like it hard?
Originally posted by
Sammi
I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."
Concrete????
Concrete????
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Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
Originally posted by
Luscious Lily
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had ... more
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had ... more
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death." less
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death." less
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Sex with deep fried Twinkies?
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Definitely! I haven't got a chance to finish watching it, but it's a lot of fun.
Originally posted by
Gary
Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
Ok, other ideas... octopus has probably been done, so how about Sea Urchin Porn? I hear it's nice and soft in there, once you get around the spines.
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Gotta be careful with that, or you'll have issues like that guy with the melon. Heated it up, then got 3rd degree burns...
Originally posted by
Femme Mystique
Sex with deep fried Twinkies?
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I didn't see it there :-(
Originally posted by
Gary
Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
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That's absolutely classic
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
You guys have all seen the Furniture Porn website, right? It's absolute genius.
link
link
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I remember seeing this like 8 years ago LOL It's been around forever.
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
You guys have all seen the Furniture Porn website, right? It's absolute genius.
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link
Also, recommended reading: Rule 34
06/25/2009
Porn with plastic bags?
I saw a Real Sex show yesterday that had balloon porn.
I saw a Real Sex show yesterday that had balloon porn.
06/26/2009
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Andy Gibb was the suck. Shawn Cassidy and "hey there lonely girl" ALL the way.
Originally posted by
Victoria
Yeah right, you know it was an Andy Gibb album...
06/26/2009
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Heh. Yeah, the article mentions rule 34
Originally posted by
Adriana Ravenlust
I remember seeing this like 8 years ago LOL It's been around forever.
Also, recommended reading: Rule 34
Also, recommended reading: Rule 34
06/26/2009
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Lubing up a balloon shape could be a lot of fun... until it popped and gave a person heart failure.
Originally posted by
Valyn
Porn with plastic bags?
I saw a Real Sex show yesterday that had balloon porn.
I saw a Real Sex show yesterday that had balloon porn.
And I will totally not go where I want to go with that one.
06/26/2009
I would totally love to see some people at it in trees, that must be pretty awesome to check out from bellow
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Unless you get a drip in the eye...
Originally posted by
Naughty Student
I would totally love to see some people at it in trees, that must be pretty awesome to check out from bellow
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Lol, I would make sure to bring an umbrella
Originally posted by
Airen Wolf
Unless you get a drip in the eye...
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A clear one, so you could still see what was going on
Originally posted by
Naughty Student
Lol, I would make sure to bring an umbrella
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