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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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There is pretty much no kind of porn that doesn’t already exist.
Off the top of your head name a type of porn that doesn't exist yet.
06/25/2009
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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I'm going with sex with baby chickens.
06/25/2009
Contributor: The Bloggess The Bloggess
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I'm going with sex with baby chickens.
CD case porn?
06/25/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
...and then this morning, I saw a website for the funniest Christian Rock groups and one of them had an album titled "Jesus Use Me" and I thought about jesus porn but then I realized that there are crucifix and baby jesus dildos and there went THAT idea.
06/25/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
CD case porn?
If my Shawn Cassidy album cover had been on a CD case I might have invented that kind of porn in the 70's.
06/25/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Sex with vacuum cleaners?
06/25/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Sammi
Sex with vacuum cleaners?
Nope. Omg. Adriana posted this yesterday. link
06/25/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Nope. Omg. Adriana posted this yesterday. link
I actually have this on my Oohlala wishlist .
06/25/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
If my Shawn Cassidy album cover had been on a CD case I might have invented that kind of porn in the 70's.
Yeah right, you know it was an Andy Gibb album...
06/25/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Sammi
Sex with vacuum cleaners?
There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
06/25/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
Seems like it would be possibly worse than Picnic Table porn
06/25/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
06/25/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had ... more
I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."

Concrete????
06/25/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Sammi
I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."

Concrete????
..Some like it hard?
06/25/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:

"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had ... more
Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
06/25/2009
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Sex with deep fried Twinkies?
06/25/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Gary
Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
Definitely! I haven't got a chance to finish watching it, but it's a lot of fun.

Ok, other ideas... octopus has probably been done, so how about Sea Urchin Porn? I hear it's nice and soft in there, once you get around the spines.
06/25/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Femme Mystique
Sex with deep fried Twinkies?
Gotta be careful with that, or you'll have issues like that guy with the melon. Heated it up, then got 3rd degree burns...
06/25/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Gary
Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
I didn't see it there :-(
06/25/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
You guys have all seen the Furniture Porn website, right? It's absolute genius.

link
06/25/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
You guys have all seen the Furniture Porn website, right? It's absolute genius.

link
That's absolutely classic
06/25/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
You guys have all seen the Furniture Porn website, right? It's absolute genius.

link
I remember seeing this like 8 years ago LOL It's been around forever.


Also, recommended reading: Rule 34
06/25/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
Porn with plastic bags?

I saw a Real Sex show yesterday that had balloon porn.
06/26/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Victoria
Yeah right, you know it was an Andy Gibb album...
Andy Gibb was the suck. Shawn Cassidy and "hey there lonely girl" ALL the way.
06/26/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I remember seeing this like 8 years ago LOL It's been around forever.


Also, recommended reading: Rule 34
Heh. Yeah, the article mentions rule 34
06/26/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Porn with plastic bags?

I saw a Real Sex show yesterday that had balloon porn.
Lubing up a balloon shape could be a lot of fun... until it popped and gave a person heart failure.

And I will totally not go where I want to go with that one.
06/26/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I would totally love to see some people at it in trees, that must be pretty awesome to check out from bellow
06/26/2009
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
I would totally love to see some people at it in trees, that must be pretty awesome to check out from bellow
Unless you get a drip in the eye...
06/26/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Unless you get a drip in the eye...
Lol, I would make sure to bring an umbrella
06/26/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
Lol, I would make sure to bring an umbrella
A clear one, so you could still see what was going on
06/26/2009