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Porn may have cost one Olympic Skier the Gold

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Contributor: Gary Gary
Norwegian Olympic Skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset was quoted ass saying " I skied the second lap and I fucked up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days."

That's hilarious
03/02/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Norwegian Olympic Skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset was quoted ass saying " I skied the second lap and I fucked up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days."

That's hilarious
OMG! That is so flipping funny. Porn is everywhere! Watch out!
03/02/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
This made me smile
03/02/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
At least he's honest.
03/02/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
I thought thatwas so lame.

"I lost pages 12 and 14 of your report today, I may have seen too much porn"

"I missed getting all the lymph nodes during the laparotomy, I think I may have seen too much porn"

"I cut your hair 2 inches shorter on the left side than the right, I may have seen too much porn"


I am sorry, but is there anything lamer than blowing your chance of going for the gold?LOsing with such a bad excuse makes a person lame at an international level.
03/02/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
It makes you wonder - do they not have porn in Norway?
03/02/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
I instantly pictured a cartoon where this guy lived his whole life on a mountain skiing and doing nothing else. Then he gets into the Olympics, discovers porn for the first time on his hotel room TV, and refused to eat, sleep, or even leave his room for two weeks.
03/03/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I instantly pictured a cartoon where this guy lived his whole life on a mountain skiing and doing nothing else. Then he gets into the Olympics, discovers porn for the first time on his hotel room TV, and refused to eat, sleep, or even leave his room ... more
That was the only plausible explanation I could come up with as well. Porn must have somehow...dissuaded him from practicing? From putting his socks on? From eating the breakfast of champions?
03/03/2010