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Contributor: Gary Gary
Wow, I just saw this crazy thing called a Porn Detection Stick.

It's basically a $100 flash drive that will detect porn on your computer. Why would you need this? I guess its really more of a tool to keep porn off of a computer... but then again what's the point of a computer even existing if you can't put porn on it?
03/04/2010
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Contributor: TacoODoom TacoODoom
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Originally posted by Gary
Wow, I just saw this crazy thing called a Porn Detection Stick.

It's basically a $100 flash drive that will detect porn on your computer. Why would you need this? I guess its really more of a tool to keep porn off of a computer... but ... more
if you put that in my computer it would probably have the flash drive equivalent of a grande-mal seizer
03/04/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I just find it ironic (or not ironic, but...y'know...) that its brand is "Paraben".
03/05/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by TacoODoom
if you put that in my computer it would probably have the flash drive equivalent of a grande-mal seizer
That would be funny, like in cartoons when there is a thermometer that gets so hot it exxxplodes.
03/05/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Wouldn't it be easier to just open the documents folder and look?
03/05/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
It's to find all that porn you hid away so no one would find it, and now you can't either
03/05/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Gary
That would be funny, like in cartoons when there is a thermometer that gets so hot it exxxplodes.
Oh, hubs, you kidder....I picked up on your xxx in the explodes - very cute!
03/05/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Oh yeah, people who buy this product (other than parents) are fucking control freaks. I do not support it. Let a person have their privacy - and their porn!!!
03/05/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
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Originally posted by Victoria
Oh yeah, people who buy this product (other than parents) are fucking control freaks. I do not support it. Let a person have their privacy - and their porn!!!
I agree!
03/05/2010
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
It doesn't detect video. Therefore, it would find no porn at all on my harddrives.
03/05/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Wonder if it would detect my art works as porn...

And wonder about hidden files

I had a friend once who hid his porn in the system files lol
03/06/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Wow, I just saw this crazy thing called a Porn Detection Stick.

It's basically a $100 flash drive that will detect porn on your computer. Why would you need this? I guess its really more of a tool to keep porn off of a computer... but ... more
For me it has a purpose to find and use the porn. I download mini-clips all the time but they get lost. I bet I have tons!
03/06/2010
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
I could use it to find my missing porn.
03/06/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Liz2
I could use it to find my missing porn.
Ha, now that's a great idea!
03/08/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Wow, I just saw this crazy thing called a Porn Detection Stick.

It's basically a $100 flash drive that will detect porn on your computer. Why would you need this? I guess its really more of a tool to keep porn off of a computer... but ... more
Porn detection stick???

Are you talking about... a penis?

I mean, mine is pretty good at detecting porn.
09/21/2010