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Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
So...I got bored and typed "penis" into the Etsy search (don't ask why, weird things happen when you become bored). I came to find this and others like it and it just made me laugh! I mean really? WTF?! But honestly, if they were cheaper and I lived with my fiance (instead of mom and grandma who would get highly offended) I would so buy one just for the LOLs.
What about you?
Do you think it's funny & would you get one?
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Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Would get one just for the laughs(if they weren't so expensive)
Zombirella , SubmissiveFeminist , kittychilla , winterseve , blacklodge , Interesante , GONE! , Rin (aka Nire) , Djiffy , misskat , Nora , ECU Pirate , KyotoAngel , BobbiJay , Beck , Positwist , Destri , dv8 , ghalik , PropertyOfPotter
20
No I wouldn't get one, that's just stupid
Stagger13 , Curiouscat
2
Yes, it's funny
Zombirella , Jake'n'bake , caligaliber , Alan & Michele , Ryuson , Rin (aka Nire) , ksparkles16 , CafeSabroso , ECU Pirate , BobbiJay , Beck , ghalik , PropertyOfPotter , lacybutton
14
No, not funny
plaidvulva , Curiouscat
2
Other
DreamWolf , Falsepast , DeliciousSurprise , KyotoAngel , Ciao.
5
Total votes: 43 (34 voters)
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03/13/2012
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03/13/2012
Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
That's pretty funny but I wouldn't get one just because I'm not interested.
03/13/2012
Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
That's hilarious. Now I just need a cat...
03/13/2012
Contributor: kittychilla kittychilla
i'd get it if i lived alone or with friends. XD; ahahha
03/13/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Would not get one because if my kitty said "hey Mom, I want an artificial cock to chew on because it is so hilarious!" it would be ok, but otherwise I find it disrespectful towards the poor lil kitty... Oh well, I do think that animals (and plants too and whatever else) deserve as much respect as humans, you don't just toss a big cock into someone's mouth not having him/her know what in the world it is! ^^
03/13/2012
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
Would not get one because if my kitty said "hey Mom, I want an artificial cock to chew on because it is so hilarious!" it would be ok, but otherwise I find it disrespectful towards the poor lil kitty... Oh well, I do think that animals ... more
"you don't just toss a big cock into someone's mouth not having him/her know what in the world it is!"

Thanx alot. I just snorted tea out my nostrils when I read that
03/13/2012
Contributor: Interesante Interesante
That's hilarious. I would totally get one if I had the cash.
03/14/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Yes, I think it would be hilarious to get stoned and bat it around.
03/14/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I've actually toyed with the idea of making a penis plushie, and now I have another reason to go ahead and do so. Don't know if I'd actually make it a cat toy, but the idea's hilarious.

Also, this scenario:

Me: "... and if you piss me off enough, this is going to happen." *tosses toy to cat*
Cat: *licks toy*
Guy: "You'll lick my cock?"
Me: "No, I'll have my cat molest you. And she's not declawed."
03/14/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
Yes, I think it would be hilarious to get stoned and bat it around.
I just LoL'd!
03/14/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
funny but I wouldn't do that to my cat lol
03/14/2012
Contributor: plaidvulva plaidvulva
I don't find it funny.
03/14/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
wow um...just WOW.
03/14/2012
Contributor: misskat misskat
Haha kinda makes you wonder who thought of that...
03/14/2012
Contributor: ECU Pirate ECU Pirate
Wow that's pretty funny. I think I would get one if they were cheaper.
03/14/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
...it amuses me and yet I find it creepy at the same time. xD
I'd buy/make one more for laughs than to actually let a cat play with it.
03/14/2012
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Good ole' Etsy.
03/14/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...it amuses me and yet I find it creepy at the same time. xD
I'd buy/make one more for laughs than to actually let a cat play with it.
Oh the stuff you will find on Etsy. They probably have a penis stuffed toy or something. I know once I stumbled upon a uterus pillow! Looked like a big old pink plush uterus. Strange people in the world lol.
03/14/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Not very funny. Mostly sick. :/
03/14/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
03/14/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Zombirella
Oh the stuff you will find on Etsy. They probably have a penis stuffed toy or something. I know once I stumbled upon a uterus pillow! Looked like a big old pink plush uterus. Strange people in the world lol.
I attended an Anal 101 workshop some months ago, and they used a "butt puppet" (basically a butt-shaped pillow with a little anus-pocket) for various demonstrations. Everyone attending got to hold it, too! Good times.
03/14/2012
Contributor: Destri Destri
I would get one if I still had a cat and if they were cheaper! I think it is funny as hell!
03/14/2012
Contributor: powerandintent powerandintent
I'd buy one. Everyone would get a kick out of it.
04/11/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
I'd get one if it fit with my (nonexistent) cat's personality. I would hide it when certain people visited though. It's creepy, but hilarious.
04/11/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Maybe if I had a cat!
04/11/2012
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
Eh, kind of funny, but definitely not worth it. Not sure how I'd feel about our cats kicking/licking/biting this around me
04/11/2012