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Contributor: Lady Evyl Lady Evyl
Hi All,

I am breaking my gawker ice by starting my first discussion....and keeping it light.

I was wondering if anyone has funny stories of injuries or a close call following a sexual encounter. Even better did you have to go to the hospital?

I have no major personal example (well I would write them in BDSM more, not for here) but let's see a painting falling off the wall on our heads. That hurt!
05/16/2010
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Contributor: Rayne Millaray Rayne Millaray
I don't have any personal stories of my own, but once M's girlfriend decided to "test the waters" with biting without asking/warning, and he ended up in the doctor's office getting a tetanus shot. I'll not tell you where she bit him. I'm sure you can guess that for yourself.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Lady Evyl Lady Evyl
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Originally posted by Rayne Millaray
I don't have any personal stories of my own, but once M's girlfriend decided to "test the waters" with biting without asking/warning, and he ended up in the doctor's office getting a tetanus shot. I'll not tell you where ... more
LOL oh that is a good one!
05/16/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Nothing serious, but leg cramps! I know I'm not the only one that has gotten charlie horses when having sex - and those are freaking mood-killers! It goes from trying to ignore it, to switching positions, to hopping around rubbing a hamstring singing "ouch, ouch, owww"... thankfully it's only been a few times.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I was percariously balanced on the edge of the bed with my upper half hanging over, in missionary, and all the thrusting caused us to fall off. I landed on my head on the floor. Mulder landed chin-first on the ottoman next to his bed (I was lucky I didn't crack my head on its base). No damages, just some 'ouchies' and giggles.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Rayne Millaray Rayne Millaray
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Originally posted by Victoria
Nothing serious, but leg cramps! I know I'm not the only one that has gotten charlie horses when having sex - and those are freaking mood-killers! It goes from trying to ignore it, to switching positions, to hopping around rubbing a hamstring ... more
Ha! So I guess I do have a personal story, after all.

M's constantly getting ridiculous calf cramps mid-climax and has to leap off of me so I can massage his calves. Poor guy. We both laugh the entire time.
05/16/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Hubby and I have never been injured during sex, but we did break a bed once.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Lady Evyl Lady Evyl
Well as I said....won't say anything to scare anyone...but I am a sadist so I do enjoy giving a bit of pain. A couple of times thought things went further then planned.

Those new little warming massage pads that you flick the coins in to heat up...warning they can cause a burn if left in one place. It was removed before anything serious.

And that liquid latex stuff. Don't put it on a hairy chest

For myself I though of one which was more fun then anything. We were wrestling pretty hard on the bed. Eventually we fell off the bed and got caught between the wall and the bed. That did not stop the wrestling he he.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Lady Evyl Lady Evyl
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Originally posted by removedacnt
Hubby and I have never been injured during sex, but we did break a bed once.
Oh my, details?
05/16/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
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Originally posted by Lady Evyl
Oh my, details?
It was when we were younger. We were on my oldest daughter's twin bed while she was at grandmas. We were going hot and heavy, then all of a sudden, the whole damm bed just broke. The mattress, box springs, and the both of us ended up on the floor. The bed had to be thrown out. LOL!!! We still laugh about that one.
05/16/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by removedacnt
Hubby and I have never been injured during sex, but we did break a bed once.
I broke a bed once...it SUCKED! I wasn't ever able to fix it right and it went to crap.

I've also had the unfortunate cowgirl bends da willy...OUCH!
05/16/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I broke a bed once...it SUCKED! I wasn't ever able to fix it right and it went to crap.

I've also had the unfortunate cowgirl bends da willy...OUCH!
THIS is a common one for my partner and I. Also, during very rough and very slippery sex (especially when I'm bent over) the OOPS! WRONG HOLE! slip happens. That SUCKKKKS. I've all but given up on any variation of any position where I'm bent over, at least for heavy thrusting. The way we go at it makes it way too easy to slip.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
The first time I had anal sex I tore. I don't wish that experience on my worst enemy.

I went to the student health center. A few days later I was at the health center again (can't remember if it was for the same thing or something else) and the nurse, who I had never seen before, excitedly said "Oh! You're the one who came in a few days ago!" like I was the health center joke of the day.
05/16/2010
Contributor: winterwhite winterwhite
My most epic story-- I got a hematoma on my neck. We were doing it in the shower, and I was facing the showerhead. This was in a shower/tub combo so there was also a tub faucet. Anyway he's behind me and I'm a small girl and he was about a foot taller than me, so he was leaning over me to thrust and pretty much knocked me down.

My neck and jaw hit the tub faucet on the way down. Talk about mood killers, I saw stars and thought I had broken my jaw or neck. I didn't, but I had a hematoma and huge, black bruise for about a month afterward.

Now, I don't do it in the shower!
05/16/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Tuesday
The first time I had anal sex I tore. I don't wish that experience on my worst enemy.

I went to the student health center. A few days later I was at the health center again (can't remember if it was for the same thing or something ... more
I also had a reeeeally bad anal fissure (tear) for almost a year until it recently healed fully. The problem with them is that they can sometimes come re-open, so full on anal thrusting is probably never something I'm going to do. I can do plugs now though, which I enjoy very much. But yes, I do not wish that on ANYONE.
05/16/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
I got some broken ribs and a small hemothorax when my 400 lb narcoleptic lover got excited and promptly fell asleep atop of me, and I was unable to wriggle free (tall and wide). Having a lung drained and wearing a binder sucked.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Victoria
Nothing serious, but leg cramps! I know I'm not the only one that has gotten charlie horses when having sex - and those are freaking mood-killers! It goes from trying to ignore it, to switching positions, to hopping around rubbing a hamstring ... more
Oh man, me too! I hate getting foot and leg cramps in the middle of something good. If it's in your foot or calf, the way to fix it is to get your foot on solid ground immediately and to put all your weight on the ball of your foot and PUSH.

We learned in one of my intro bio classes that muscle cramps are caused by potassium deficit, so eat more bananas if it's a constant problem. My mom used to say it was a calcium deficit, so drink more milk. So I just elect for banana milkshakes/smoothies. PROBLEM SOLVED.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by deceased
I got some broken ribs and a small hemothorax when my 400 lb narcoleptic lover got excited and promptly fell asleep atop of me, and I was unable to wriggle free (tall and wide). Having a lung drained and wearing a binder sucked.
He must have felt horrible about it when he finally woke up! Sorry to hear that happened to you, M.A.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
I also had a reeeeally bad anal fissure (tear) for almost a year until it recently healed fully. The problem with them is that they can sometimes come re-open, so full on anal thrusting is probably never something I'm going to do. I can do plugs ... more
Yes. Healing there takes forever. I bought a small plug, but its still in its package. I may never have the courage to try it.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
I kicked my partner in the face when we were trying to change positions. xD This was just last week. Awkwardest sex of my life.. the face kick was just icing on the cake!

Also, sometimes if we're getting really wild with our thrusting, my sweetheart will slip out and accidentally stab me in the labia/clit. OUCH!!
05/16/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
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Originally posted by Victoria
Nothing serious, but leg cramps! I know I'm not the only one that has gotten charlie horses when having sex - and those are freaking mood-killers! It goes from trying to ignore it, to switching positions, to hopping around rubbing a hamstring ... more
Yes! I hate that. I get leg cramps a lot during masturbation too. I guess I must clench my legs/thighs a lot? ;P
05/16/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
How about soreness in the hip joint where the ball of the thigh bone connects to the pelvis? I'm sure it's a flexibility issue on my part - stretching the legs out for a long time brings it on.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Lady Evyl Lady Evyl
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Originally posted by deceased
I got some broken ribs and a small hemothorax when my 400 lb narcoleptic lover got excited and promptly fell asleep atop of me, and I was unable to wriggle free (tall and wide). Having a lung drained and wearing a binder sucked.
OMG poor you. He must have felt bad after too.
05/16/2010
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
We've had several over the years, but the worst was when I punctured a waterbed with stiletto heels (no, I wasn't standing on it). I then managed to fall on my arse (taking Alan with me) on the wood floor getting out of it because there was water all over. I wound up with a black eye as a result of his forehead hitting my face.
05/17/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
The only real 'injury' I've managed to get during sex was something I noticed a few days later. We had been going at it kinda hard and he was grabbing my thigh really hard too. I didn't notice cuz it was the heat of the moment, but a few days later I had a thumb shaped bruise on my inner thigh, about 3 inches from my vag.
05/17/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by winterwhite
My most epic story-- I got a hematoma on my neck. We were doing it in the shower, and I was facing the showerhead. This was in a shower/tub combo so there was also a tub faucet. Anyway he's behind me and I'm a small girl and he was about a ... more
It's reasons like that why I always avoided trying it in the shower unless there was a definitive seat or something like that in there. Ouch!
05/17/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Splendwhore
Yes! I hate that. I get leg cramps a lot during masturbation too. I guess I must clench my legs/thighs a lot? ;P
I clench my legs during masturbation too - seems to help with g-spot orgasms, but damn the leg cramps!

Man, I feel bad - there are some real horror stories on this thread!
05/17/2010
Contributor: Lady Evyl Lady Evyl
I don't have leg cramps but sometimes i get a toe cramps, usually left foot...I know I ma weird.

yeah definitely some nasty stories here...but hopefully the sex was worth it
05/17/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by removedacnt
Hubby and I have never been injured during sex, but we did break a bed once.
We did that once too . Luckily it was our own and not the one at my parents' house

We haven't had a lot of injuries, but I do remember one time I kicked hubby in the gut/kidney with a pair of my stilettos. He made me jump and I kicked back without meaning to. He was out of commission for the rest of that night.
05/17/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
No real injuries, just some cramps, pulled muscles etc.
We did poke a hole in a water bed back in the day... Wife's knee high boots. Kinda out of control. haha
05/17/2010