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Contributor: Nashville Nashville
What one word would you use to describe the type of sex toy reviewer you are?

Care to share any one word that you'd use to describe another reviewer(s)?
04/28/2009
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Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Thorough.

That doesn't sound very fun, does it? Oh well. I want to include any info I feel is useful for customers without being long-winded. I'd love to keep people's attention while I'm doing it, but being "thorough" is my main goal.

For other people, I won't get specific, but I've seen reviews that strike me as: Direct, blunt, thoughtful, humorous, professional, cutesy, or impersonal.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Perish Perish
Incognito!

Just because i tend to try to focous more on all the details and individual aspects of the toy itself and also what pleasure it can produce...and by me doing this it brings the lesser of the attention to me and leaves me as a sort of mysterious person behind the toy. I still do list my experiences with the toy but in the actuall review it's all about the toy.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Careful.

I try to be careful to include everything I need to in my reviews so the readers will know as much as they can about the product. I also try to not be baised in my review or limit which sex should/could use the item. I want to be careful to include all the details about he item including care of it after using it.

Without specific names, I would use the words lazy, competent, careless, humorous, and funny to describe some of the reviews I have read.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Unique

You know it is really hard to find one word and I guess mine would be unique. I try to make my review as interesting and tailored to me (while still taking into account any other possible ways the toy can be used by others from different sexual orientations) as possible so that the review reads as though I was really talking. I try to be throrough and careful as well but I think we are all concerened with the precision with which we describe a toy.

To describe some others I would use the words: intelligent, feisty, refreshing, dull, and humorous.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Complete.

It is tough to come up with one word .
For others I'd use funny, thorough, unreadable, detailed, interesting, dull.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Sammi
Complete.

It is tough to come up with one word .
For others I'd use funny, thorough, unreadable, detailed, interesting, dull.
Ah yes that does happen eh, unreadable. I guess people are become much better with their reviews now it's great!
04/28/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Unexpected.

I would like to think that I would be willing to try anything once and I will try toys in just about any way I can think of before writing the review. Plus, you guys would probably be surprised to find out details about my regular life.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Gatita Gatita
Clever

If I really enjoy a toy, the writing part of my imagination goes wild. If however the toy left alot to be desired, I try to stick to the facts & the clever & witty approach is less evident.

As for others, I too would use funny (like that smurf review), informative, convincing & OMG!.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Critical.

I try to fail all my toys. Which is why I love it when I can't fail them.
04/28/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Obnoxious.

I talk way too much about really inconsequential stuff and take ridiculously unnecessary pictures. I need to learn how to be more succinct.
04/29/2009
Contributor: Machina Machina
experimental
04/29/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
What one word would you use to describe the type of sex toy reviewer you are?

Care to share any one word that you'd use to describe another reviewer(s)?
And what word are you? I'm curious
04/29/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Casual.

And I could go thru the dictionary describing everyone else.
04/29/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I was thinking about this thread this morning... it struck me that maybe some people approach writing their reviews like they approach their lives or the people in their lives... maybe I'm just rambling but there are a few that seem spot on. Maybe it's a general outlook thing?
04/30/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I was thinking about this thread this morning... it struck me that maybe some people approach writing their reviews like they approach their lives or the people in their lives... maybe I'm just rambling but there are a few that seem spot on. ... more
I think you are right...I know mine fits my life...I try to be careful at whatever I do...well...most things anyway..LOL
04/30/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
Immature!

Hey, I try hard to do the best with what I got.
04/30/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Immature!

Hey, I try hard to do the best with what I got.
Well said, Yeti, well said.
04/30/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
Well said, Yeti, well said.
I guess I should clarify a little. I really enjoyed your last review. Good work!
04/30/2009
Contributor: reddog2196 reddog2196
Shitty.

But hey I'm trying to work on it.
04/30/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Hypocritical.

As I write, I find that I do a lot of things that I come down on other reviews for doing and then I feel silly about it.

Adjectives I use for other review(ers): thoughtful, surprising, amusing, dry, spellcheckless, careless, wtf.
04/30/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by reddog2196
Shitty.

But hey I'm trying to work on it.
If it was that bad, reddog, we wouldn't have voted you in.
04/30/2009
Contributor: reddog2196 reddog2196
Quote:
Originally posted by reddog2196
Shitty.

But hey I'm trying to work on it.
Ahhh... I have read worse, yes but I know I still need to work on it. But Shitty was the first word that came to my mind.
04/30/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I was thinking about this thread this morning... it struck me that maybe some people approach writing their reviews like they approach their lives or the people in their lives... maybe I'm just rambling but there are a few that seem spot on. ... more
Well, I was going to use "irreverent" for describing my own toy reviews so, yeah, I think you're probably on to something.

Irreverent and casual describes me to a T.
04/30/2009
Contributor: Average Joe Average Joe
Sagacious.

Alright, I'm anything but.
05/01/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Hypocritical.

As I write, I find that I do a lot of things that I come down on other reviews for doing and then I feel silly about it.

Adjectives I use for other review(ers): thoughtful, surprising, amusing, dry, spellcheckless, careless, wtf.
Is spellcheckless really a word?? I would have used it if I had thought of it- not for my one ward, but to describe some I've read.. LOL
05/01/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I was thinking about this thread this morning... it struck me that maybe some people approach writing their reviews like they approach their lives or the people in their lives... maybe I'm just rambling but there are a few that seem spot on. ... more
What, me critical? Never! (Okay, always)
05/01/2009