Whats the worst one night stand excuse you have ever used in order to leave for the night?
One night stand excuses...
04/20/2012
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I'm pretty straight up when I want to leave.
04/21/2012
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other.
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other.
04/21/2012
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That's...so sweet!
Originally posted by
js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
04/21/2012
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That is so sweet.
Originally posted by
js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
04/21/2012
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d'awwww
Originally posted by
js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
04/23/2012
ummmm, thinking hard.... I can't think of a single one. I can't recall ever having a one night stand. I think my husband thought we would be a one night stand. But I never left. I just kept coming back and calling back. Kind of like a lost kitten... You fead me once and I don't leave.. LOL now it has been almost 18 years and we have never been happier.
04/23/2012
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I love it!!!!
Originally posted by
js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
04/23/2012
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That is so sweet.
Originally posted by
js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ... more
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."
Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other. less
My first and only one night stand was actually a anger fuck... I think that's how one would word it. My boyfriend of... a month? LOL! Had just left me for another girl (I know, kinda pathetic). So I called up this guy I had barely known and asked him to meet me at the park (I was 17 and of course still living at home). Anyway, half way thru sex I told him it didn't feel right, I wasn't in it, and asked him to stop, thankfully he did. Looking back I had put myself in a risky situation. He did ask to finger me while he finished himself off. I told him no, sorry, and walked away.
04/23/2012
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