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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I was just thinking I would like to see the oldest review on site. Curiosity and all.

Anybody know any real old reviews?
08/09/2010
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Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
There are a bunch of reviews well over a year old. I usually stumble upon those when I am looking into a product I want. Otherwise I stick to reading the ones that are just published because I can look over them easier. Sometimes I will get on a specific contributor kick though and read all of their reviews which can get into some older ones depending on the contributor. However I don't actively seek out older reviews.
08/09/2010
Contributor: Destri Destri
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I was just thinking I would like to see the oldest review on site. Curiosity and all.

Anybody know any real old reviews?
Well, I started reviewing toys early in 2007 and there were a few reviewers that were on before me.
08/09/2010
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Haven't found any really old ones, the oldest I have come across is about 7 months ago.
08/09/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Destri
Well, I started reviewing toys early in 2007 and there were a few reviewers that were on before me.
Thank you for your response.

I just thought it would be fun to see/read about products from the early days of Eden.
08/09/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
I've read some pretty old ones. But it would be interesting to find some of the oldest ones.
08/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Here it is folks... the very first EF Review. There are a few reviews that published a couple days before this one, but this is the very first review in the system.
08/09/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Here it is folks... the very first EF Review. There are a few reviews that published a couple days before this one, but this is the very first review in the system.
Very cool! Thanks for going to the trouble.
08/09/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I was just thinking I would like to see the oldest review on site. Curiosity and all.

Anybody know any real old reviews?
I think Ben Franklin reviewed a linen "Gentleman's French Envelope" back in 1774, (It's a linen condom.)





I'm kidding. I don't think Poor Richard's Almanac had sex toy reviews. But, wouldn't it have been grand if it had? And Ben Franklin was just the man to do it.
08/09/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
It's a damn good review as well! Isn't it interesting to see how far reviews have changed? Thanks Gary for this piece of nostalgia.
08/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Reviews have changed quite a bit! Everything has!
08/09/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Here it is folks... the very first EF Review. There are a few reviews that published a couple days before this one, but this is the very first review in the system.
Thanks man.
08/09/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
Wow the very first review!! Thanks Gary!
08/09/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
That review made me want to order one right now. lol

Thanks again. That was really cool.
08/09/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Thanks Gary
08/09/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Thanks Gary, very cool to see Reviews are WAY different now.
08/09/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Thanks Gary, very cool to see Reviews are WAY different now.
I was just thinking the very same thing
08/11/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Makes me realize, however, how good some of the "not so good" reviews now are in comparison. And how we should perhaps be a bit less harsh in our judgments...
08/11/2010
Contributor: Sensual husband Sensual husband
it is great to review this old review.
08/11/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Makes me realize, however, how good some of the "not so good" reviews now are in comparison. And how we should perhaps be a bit less harsh in our judgments...
It's very true, especially for new reviewers. It's a learning process, the whole getting to understand what makes a review optimally helpful, and also developing your writing style as a reviewer. I've been reviewing a year and I still read stuff all the time that makes me think "I never thought to include that, but that would be useful to mention."
08/11/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Here it is folks... the very first EF Review. There are a few reviews that published a couple days before this one, but this is the very first review in the system.
Aw, that was sweet! Thanks, Gary!

And yeah, everyone, look how much more useful reviews are now! layouts, expectations, options, all of it!
08/11/2010